I've been pondering on this for some time
A mate of mine suggested that I couldn't think of a better fake porno movie pun title than:

Cruel Bummings

The best I've been able to come up with is:

Torn on the Fourth of July.

I want to beat this guy. I need your help.
( WormuIus, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 11:11, 38 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hi Battered

( WormuIus, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Lady and another lady and another lady and the tramp.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Transestites: Pennis in desguise

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Planet of the Rapes.

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The Rape Escape

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I considered this
but I don't think its better.
( WormuIus, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:01, Reply)

The Great Ass Gape?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 7:19, Reply)

The Wizard of Toss

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Enema of the State

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Christ Gonz...your porn is fucked up.

( thealternativefact, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Honey, I Blew the Kids.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Blazzing Bumholes

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Big Trouble in Little Vagina.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Getting warmer

( WormuIus, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

The lion the witch and the whoredrones

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Jaws

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Schindlers Piss

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Indians Jones and the temple of Poon

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)

The Curious Case of Benjamin's Butthole.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Deep Impact... In The Cunt.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Buttman
Ferris Beuller Wanks off
Best Little Creampie in Texas
Groundwhore Day
Butthole Pirates of the Caribbean
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Jurrasic Arse

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Dances with WolfBaggers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

XXX-Men: First Ass

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

The Girl Who Licked the Horny Chest

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

127 Whores

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Fisting of the North Stafish

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Four Loins

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Sex Toy Story

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

The Wizard of Ass

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Teen Wolf Orgy

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Back to the barely legal future

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Top Bum
With Tom Cruise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Wanker, Todger, Spunker, Spy

( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:28, Reply)

The Gonads Must be Crazy

( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Ahem
Rigid Bones Diary
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:17, Reply)

this
Should be a QOTW
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:06, Reply)