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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I forsee a remake of Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels.
*film*
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
It's not a million miles off in terms of scale actually.

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Better watch he doesn't get his head cut off and his body shoved down a rubbish chute.

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I shall be watching out very specifically for that happening.

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)
If it does, can you take a picture or we won't believe you.

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Don't I fucking know it.

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)

know it give a flying fuck what you believe? NO.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
That is truly awful grammar.

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
pretty sure she's lying about being a lawyer, she's far too thick
there's no way she's had an education
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
bite me

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
he's gonna need a bigger mouth

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Oh I like this
it combines a film quote (which I'm totally into) with a clever insult.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)

mouth BOAT LOL
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
My jaws don't open that wide.
I mean, I can have a nibble on my wife if I like, I've got pretty flexible jaw ligaments, but you, nah, not gonna happen.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)
your wife has a cock? Makes sense I suppose....

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)
i would definitely believe him because there is no way taht anything your brother tells you when your a teenager could be anything other than hard FACT

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
*gets shot*

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I've met that weaselly-faced cockney chap twice,
he drinks in the Yucatan in Stoke Newington.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Tell you what, Monters
just to save time why not just make a list of the people you haven't met and we'll all assume you know everyone else.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)
*CLICK*
i met bob holness once
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I've met the greatest rapper to ever have walked this earth - John Barnes.

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I met Gordon Broon.
Well, I shook his hand anyway, not sure I can say I met him. Also Terry Pratchett ans Richard O'Brian, I think that's about it.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I only meet people before they are famous

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I wonder if terry remembers you...

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Haha

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Did he play you the theme from Baker Street on his saxophone?

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

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