I'm going to Blackpool tomorrow
I think if you look up "joy" in the dictionary you'll find a picture of Blackpool in January
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:33, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

+won't

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

"you'll won't"?
Tsk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Willn't I?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:40, Reply)

You really won't.
It's the biggest tip in the world. Lancashire needs burning down.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Needs burning up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I can't put into words how much I hate Lancashire.
It's just beyond pointless as a place.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Oi!
(I do prefer Yorkshire though).
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Come on, what good has come out of Lancashire?
Manchester is there but it's a city in its own right and doesn't count. Lancashire is responsible for Blackpool, Preston, Blackburn, Burnley, Bolton and so on. Grim places that no country should be burdened with. They're ruining England.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Me!
Nuff said.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)

And me!
Actually, that's probably an argument against Lancashire..
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Whilst you are a lovely person, Lancashire producing Blackburn outweighs that fact.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)

True! Blackburn is a hellhole.
Even moreso when I lived there.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

This will be my sixth January in Blackpool
I am well aware of its burnability
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:40, Reply)

This is going to sound silly, but I am jealous.
I still want to go and visit the Comedy Carpet. I was within 20 miles of Blackpool last week, but the missus wouldn't make a detour on the way to Manchester for me to go.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:40, Reply)

"comedy carpet"?
just pay for her to get a brazilian.

that way you'll both be happier for you to visit it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)

When is it you're in Manchester for Pearl Jam?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I'm there on the 20th June

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)

That's the fucker, couldn't remember then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I'd tell you that's not me, but Sporto has it covered.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Shame though
MINI BASH!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I could make it if it wasn't on a school night : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

It was more a school afternoon as the gig is on the evening

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Whoops

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

It's OK, there are worse people to be confused with than Sportscow.
Although if you ever accuse me of liking Pearl Jam again, we'll have words my friend...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

This is almost the nicest thing anyone has said to me on here
*spunks*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

there's nothing like sitting in a bus for
hours looking at a shabby illuminated snowman.

chips taste nicer there, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)