no alcohol, no diet coke
3 healthy meals a day, blah blah.

nothing you can take the piss out of, sorry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:06, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Au contraire.
There is no way you are going 3 and a bit months without a glass of wine.

Got any client dinners or lunches?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I can quite easily take the piss out of the fact that you are incapable of eating healthily and drinking a moderate amount of alcohol
unless it's part of a limited time "detox".
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I would however like to point out
that the government of this country seems to have confused "a moderate amount of alcohol" with what I like to call "lunch"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

to be fair
if the most exciting thing in my social life was tiling my bathroom, i'd be taking the piss out of people who have real friends too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

zing!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

hahahahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

But to be unfair
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME HOW CAN YOU MAKE JUDGEMENTS BASED ON WHAT I WRITE ON THE INTERNET I NEVER EVEN TELL THE TRUTH ON THE INTERNET NOTHING I WRITE IS REAL
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Haha,
It's almost like if someone is going to be objective, getting involved in so much drug culture while struggling access for your child, is a retarded thing. Especially when you're on the constant bring of bankrupsy... I mean, if you're gonna farm up weed and store LCDs in your LPs, you might as well earn a few quid out of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)

As I read this, I'm enjoying a nice cold can of Diet Coke

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

funny you should say that
my lovely colleague has just brought me one as a treat. he doesn't know about the detox. i have had to smile gratefully and slip it into the communal fridge. and take out an evian.

gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Hahah

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I have 2. I may not even drink the other.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)