At the moment nothing, seeing as I'm doing fuck all whilst back home.
Well I say fuck all, I'm currently quite pissed after going through a bottle of port and half a bottle of champagne. But in eight days time the most frustrating thing about my day will be the fact I'm about three hundred miles away from the girl I'm falling for. Someone give me a hug.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:03, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is your bird in Newcastle or London?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

She's a Londoner.
Would I buggery stoop to going out with a Northerner. Not when there's perfect London folk like her around.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Is she at Uni?
Do they have Uni for prossies?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:08, Reply)

She is not, she actually has a decent job (not prostitution).
I'm a gold digger.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Why does she keep her jewlery in her cunt?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

It's the only place she knows Barry is too scared to look for it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Oh dear, Baz.
Have you professed your undying devotion yet?

Don't do anything silly, like not go back to Uni.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

We have both admitted how we feel.
I'm just excited because she's basically a best mate who happens to also be unbelievably hot. She makes me laugh and drinks me under the table. But aye, fear not, I will be returning to uni next week. We're seeing each other practically every day this week so it's all good.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

How unbelievably hot,
post pictures for the internet to judge!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Well, best of British to you.
Long distance relationships are tough but worth it if you can keep it going.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

My experience has taught me that men are usually looking for Miss convenient rather than Miss right.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Baz is in LURVE though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

It won't last.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)

I beg to differ.
I ain't slept with her yet and that sort of thing doesn't bother me at all. I just like spending time with her, no other girl I've ever met comes close to her in the "yeah, I could happily spend days at a time with her" stakes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Bloody hell.
Have you bought her flowers yet?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

No but it's her birthday next month and I will have some sent down to her.
As much as I come across as an arsehole on here, when it comes to someone I feel something for I'm a proper gentleman. I wouldn't have it any other way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I'm happy for you Baz, genuinely.
I hope everything works out for you.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Do you think Baz is falling in love with your ex
that would be HILARIOUS
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Be nice!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Thanks mate.
I'm unbelievably excited, I haven't felt like this with anyone before. Something grand is going to happen as long as I don't fuck it up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

it hink you might need counselling for your bitterness
i am here for you at this difficult time x
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Perhaps you ought to stop being Miss Convenient.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Ouch!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Yeah, that was out of order.
Sorry Blousie, I'm not myself today.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

That doesn't make sense.
I think you misunderstood my post.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I prefer Miss Right Now

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

I would, but you stink of stale booze and unwashed arse.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I just grossed myself out there.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Eau de Sarf London Caaauncil Estate

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I don't like Barrys Emo blog
It's shit and an unrewarding read
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)

You're not going to give him a hug then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

If Mrs Barry is in Newcastle I can fuck her on his behalf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

He'll only try to stick his finger up me bum, so err no

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Yeah, him and Kroney should have a cry bash

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)