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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He's got nothing better to do until he goes back to uni for a week in March, Mumpers.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Yeah but that list of booze was for old ladies or fucking ponces.
Ah, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Students will drink anything they can get there hands on, though.
Especially if it's lying around unguarded in their parent's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

parent's gran's
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I have the alcohol tastes of an elderly women, yes.
Don't judge me. It was all mine, for the record. Left over stuff I got for Christmas init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)
You write it online, you get judged.
Guards, make him down a bottle of Midori then make him eat a greggs sausage and bean melt
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Oh God they are so fucking vile.
I tried one once. Never again. The melt thing, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Imagine how much worse it would be after midori.
Fuck, being a dictator is hard work.

Guards, bring me the paper and a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)
You wonder how anyone could fuck up a combination of
sausage, beans and pastry. Somehow, Greggs have managed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)
and cheese

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I love how in greggs they feel the need to screech out the denomination of a note over a fiver before putting it in the till.
SADIE, 10 GOING IN!

Also makes them sound a bit mucky.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I was at Napier Uni on Saturday
the cash machine gave out fivers. FIVERS, for fuck's sake. Is it the 1980s?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Several places round here have started that too, it's quite helpful for when you're getting the bus first thing in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Do they? I dunno, I've never handed over more than a fiver in Greggs before.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)
and midori is even worse.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Never had it.
Not even sure I know what it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I've just googled it, it sounds vile.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I have to admit I do like champagne. And Baileys.
And wine. You can keep the port, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Port's the best one!
I can go through a bottle in about half hour.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I really don't like the taste.
I can maybe stomach a small glass, but after that it's not for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Do you drink more if the Vicar is round for a chat and some crumpets?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Vicars don't like crumpet.
They've devoted themselves to God init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)
If that's a joke about flange, Vicars can get married you tool.
Honestly, what do they teach students these days?

BROKEN BRITAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

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