Everyone dislikes you, your opinions and your attempts at humour.
I think you should really put more effort in because at the moment you're the worst person on /offtopic a place full of totally useless ugly cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I disagree
Some of Apey's comebacks have been excellent lately. Even MONTY has lolled
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

He said he loved me...
...he also said I was a witless spastic though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

EVERYONE says you are a witless spastic though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

this is true, I don't know what to think now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

This is because you are a witless spastic
I hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

it truely does thank you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Plus
everyone knows your IQ drops twenty points when you have a baby. It's the lack of sleep or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

That is women
and it is something like 3% of their brain.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

it's the last vestige of reason that goes first

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

haha!
Apey has got wrong
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I meant women...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Yep, and your tired Mrs has been giving you shit for no reason, correct?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

actually babygirl sleeps through now
last night she fell asleep sat on my lap and then kept waking as her head lolled to the side
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I like this
The best time is right now, before they start running around and screaming at you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

don't worry, ape
he forgets about me because i'm on LOLIGNORE. but he actually thinks i'm worse than you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

One step up the ladder of chompy's acceptance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

don't kid yourself
if you're not a teenager that he can get drunk and hit on, you'll never make it to the top.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Fucksocks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

This would be hurtful if it was not so obviously completely incorrect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I read that reply as "mmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnggggggggggghhhhh"
and imagined you said it with a lot of spit coming out of your mouth
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

well yes, but only because i was face down in your mum's minge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I'm lolling hard at this and the Bella comment

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Yeah, listen to Sporters, I'm AWESOME*


*may still contain traces of spactic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

..and again at spactic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

*Whispers*
Don't tell him, but he makes me lol too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

to be fair i'd agree with everything he said
I've clicked it in the hope it'll get pop paged cos its very succinct
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)