whatever
now pay attention to me, everyone. There are TEN days until I have a house!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You fucking homeless gyppo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

it's cold out here and there are wolves

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

The discarded first line of the closing theme to Red Dwarf.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

If only they'd disregarded the first line of the script as the pile of fetid monkey shit it was
then Craig Charles would have smoked crack until he died mid prozzie rape
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

I hate completely agreeing with you.
It feels so wrong.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I used to like it.
Watching old episodes back now, however, it seems incredibly laboured.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Terminally unfunny.
Unless you find the use of 'smeg' as a substitute swearword OVER AND OVER AND OVER A-FUCKING-GAIN, FOR YEARS amusing, in which case fill yer boots.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I have to agree, really.
The only excuse I can offer is that tastes change. I watched the revival when it was repeated last year and it was cringeworthy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Tastes do indeed change.
My brother were utterly convinced that The Young Ones was good which, apart from the book, it really, really wasn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)

I still think the Bambi episode is brilliant.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

wrong
red dwarf is great (except the last 2 series')
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)

wolves sheep
Well, that's Wales for you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

I think you'll find, Mr Boyce, that my housing situation is rather more stable than yours.
There are many things on which you might safely take a cheap shot, but this has rather a whiff of glass houses and stones about it, don't you think?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

are you also capt cavy?1

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

No.
The very thought.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

*existential angst*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Ahh, it would seem howwever I am unable to tell who people are replying to
/spastic
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

I wasn't talking to you, you weirdo.
Go and have a fag and calm down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

I'm blaming you when I die of lung cancer

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Hahahha, are you implying that finance and wealth is a generally accepted reward for success...
... and therefore, given the fact that Mr Boyce has faced bancrupsy so much, it is fair to assume that he has no wealth and therefore has been, at life, the oppersite of success? Otherwise known as Failure.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

well anyway
he can pretend it applies to me, too. I am totally buying a house, did I say that?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Gawd, that's _soooo_ 2011. ,)
Tell me about your place Cavy? I'll read it on the tube home on my iPad when I get to the overground bit !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

haha
it's got a lounge and a dining room and a kitchen and a downstairs loo and 3 bedrooms (or and artroom/darkroom a bedroom and a spare room/library) and a bathroom and some stairs and a garden and a MOTHERFUCKING SHED!

and a sign outside saying 'humps 300 yards' lol
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I haz a dungeon.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:02, Reply)

a sexy dungeon I presume?
how do you stop it getting damp?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Dehumidifier.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:25, Reply)