I can't imagine anyone worthwhile would miss Russell Brand, Michael McIntyre, Alan Carr, Jimmy Carr, Noel Fielding, Lee Evans, or anyone like that.
I'd put them in a room with limited oxygen, and tell them that the funniest person gets to live, before I chortle heartily at the sight of them slowly suffocating, dreaming of their freedom.

Alt: Home made pasta thing, rather tasty.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Mine's homemade and all.
Made it the other night so I know it will be nice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Mine's just a mixture of veg, garlic, sweet chilli sauce, and pasta. One of the few entirely veggie dishes I really enjoy.
I've got some chorizo, but I'm saving that for next time I get my hands on some chicken.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I'm gonna roast me some peppers, tomatoes and such like for some pasta tomorrow I think
Maybe a bit of halloumi also and chilli
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:35, Reply)

For this one, all I do is chop onions, peppers, mushrooms and garlic into a wok
Then, start to fry those off, season as you wish. Stick some pasta on to boil, then add a couple of tins of tomatoes and some sweetcorn to the veg, continue to cook. Add chilli sauce to taste, drain pasta, pour pasta into wok, mix together, serve.

Easy, cheap, and probably the healthiest thing I make.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Sounds simple, tasty and good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)

sounds great
but i would have to pimp it up with blue cheese or feta or something and some nuts.

hence the current detox :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)

If I have cheese in, I'll grate some over the top
If I don't, ah well.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:45, Reply)

grate wipe
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)

No, the sweet chilli sauce I use is quite strong for what it is
I wouldn't put anything sensitive anywhere near that stuff!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

feta

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:45, Reply)

i love feta and goats cheese with an equal passion
say you're in waitrose choosing a pizza. and the choice is a feta pizza with caramelised onions or a goats cheese pizza with roasted vegetables. i mean. why would they make you choose? why roota, why why why? why can't they let me cut them both in half and make a delicious whole??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Erm. Do that at home and freeze the leftover halves.
Not exactly brain surgery. Even you should be able to do that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

i am going to take perverse pleasure in being sweeter to you, the nastier you are to me, i think
so, darling, i loathe frozen food (unless it's ice cream). it never tastes the same.

fresh only please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

This could be an interesting experiment.
Just how nasty can I be?

How nice can you be? How long before you snap and call me a cunt?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)

xxxxx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Actually, I'd find that difficult...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)

i know
there's a delivery chain in london called hell's pizza with the most exotic topping menu you've ever seen. AND THEY DON'T CHARGE FOR EXTRA TOPPINGS. i had feta cheese, cashew nuts, jalapenos, blue cheese and a load of vegetables, just because i could. but then the careless cunts closed the one that delivered to me. sad times. sad, sad times.

although hopefully less cardiac-arrest-inducing times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Cheese is the best bit of everything that involves cheese

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

cheese is fucking awesome
although i was pleasantly surprised by how much i enjoyed pizza without cheese, provided it's stuffed full of vegetables.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I don't see the point.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

nor did i
but my flatmate was lactose intolerant (genuinely days of diarrhoea and sicking, not just a bit lame) and it was the only way she could eat it. i agreed to share it with her. had my cheddar at the ready to grate on top. realised to my huge surprise that you don't actually miss the cheese anywhere near as much as you'd think.

and i practically put cheese on ice cream!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Blimey.
I think cheese on ice cream might be nice. I might try it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Add Bono and Ricky Gervais and you've got almost the perfect list.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:33, Reply)

The fuckit list?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)

The reason I despise these is because when I point out how shit they are, there are always several people I know defending them
No-one I know would defend Bono or Gervais.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Does saying I find Jimmy Carr and Noel Fielding amusing sometimes count as defence?
Won't claim either as great comedians, but humour is subjective and all that.

Edit: Equally Gervaise can (very) occasionally be funny and bono did a few enjoyable songs, both are still knobs though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I can understand that others find them funny
But that doesn't make me want to kill them any less
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I can understand that (and why) orthers would want to kill them
but that doesn't make me find them any less funny.

Gervaise is borderline though, really not that funny compared to what a cunt he is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Once upon a time, I was quite a fan of Gervais' stand up, until someone asked how I was able to put up with the smuggery
Before that, it hadn't occurred to me. Now, I can't even watch him, he just annoys me too much.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)