Going for a walk in the gorge today.
Spending the rest of the weekend marking, decluttering, and being grateful to the in-laws for babysitting while I mark and declutter.

Alt: St Anthony is very useful for finding lost things but St Patrick is the man - he drove the snakes out of Ireland and anyone who can drive with snakes in their car is pretty fucking cool. I'm quite a fan of St Brigid as well, she's quite the pagan-Christian crossover. St Hildegard of Bingen was a smart lady. None of the above, however, can compare to St Diana, Princess of Wales, the People's Corpse, 4eva in r harts.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

lol at People's Corpse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Did 3 miles this morning.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I did 7km
Quite chuffed. Yes I know that's fuck all if I want to run a marathon.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

No, it's the right amount you need to be able to run to commence training.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Is this marathon you're running the fuck-off difficult one?
With those "hill" things that everyone outside of Norfolk has heard of?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

26.2 miles of Wiltshire cross country.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

So that's a yes to hills
Not sure how to train for that round my way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Stairs make a great substitute for hills.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

In all seriousness, I am properly up for this idea
Just to be able to say I've done it. Do you have the complete distances plan? Al sent me the first four weeks yesterday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Did he give you the book details?
It's this:
www.amazon.co.uk/Non-Runners-Marathon-Trainer-David-Whitsett/dp/1570281823
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Thank you kindly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)

It's quite american
but I've got about halfway through and it's got some useful stuff in it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)

The best way to do it is to stop being such mincing bender and fucking get on with it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

That's your Internal Locust right there, al.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Yeah, I'll get right on that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I'm doing 3 miles tomorrow morning.
I sat on my arse and ate teacakes this morning.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I went to gym last night
but it was full of cunts and they wouldn't give me a towel and there were no treadmills free so I went home again and ate a large proportion of the remains of the tin of christmas biscuits.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)

That's fine, consider it early carb loading.
Think of those gym losers as we cross the finish line of the UK's toughest marathon. They will respect us then, oh yes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I may have a picture of us printed on a T-shirt which I will wear to the gym and whenever anyone asks what the picture is of
I'll smack them in the mouth and say "YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO ME BITCH YOU HEAR!!!??? YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO ME!!!" and then I'll kick the nearest bystander in the balls and walk out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

This is great, but make sure the t-shirt is lycra, yeah?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I no longer wear anything that isn't lycra.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

As they dont make clothes in your size that dont stretch?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)