I had a slighty shitty weekend thanks for asking
I split up from my GF of the past 2 years. It was completely my decision, and I know that in the long run it's the right thing to do.

However, she is completely heartbroken and I feel like shit for doing it.

Anyway, onwards and upwards, etc. Happy candle day Monters.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:16, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fucking hell, you bastard.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

This is exactly the kind of response I was looking for.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Sorry to hear that.
Chin up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Cheers Stunned

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Punch her in the tits.
It'll help her get over you and you'll fucking love it too.

WIN/WIN
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I can't say I've ever fancied tit-punching
Couldn't I just kick her in the clopper?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Only if it's fizzing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

did she burn your dinner?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

HE'S TOLD HER TWICE ALREADY!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

She'll not do that again, I can tell you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

That's not good, hope you're alright.
Maybe you could give her Gonz's number? I'm sure he'd help her get over you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

gpod man, i was to busy to get in there in time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I really don't think that would work out well
It would be like sending her a bag of frozen chipolatas when she's been used to prime steak.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Frozen chipolatas that appreciate her and treat her well
rather than the prime steak that is bored and disinterested, and is now looking for someone else to eat them.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Nah, I think I'll be hanging up my pulling trousers for the forseeable.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

says the guy who let the girl book a travellodge
and didn't surprise her by booking somewhere much nicer.

interesting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

since he can't see this to defend himself
why should he? she might take it as patronising her in a 'i earn more than you' kind of wauy, and she might have booked it as a nice treat

or she could be really poor
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

if she earns less than him
she must be on the dole
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

maybe she is, theres no need to get all snooty about it
times is hard, unemployments high
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

meh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)

and
at least he has someone, lonelyknickers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)

firstly i'd rather be a lonelyknickers than the kind of scrote who books a travellodge for a weekend away together
secondly, as usual quentin, you're WAY behind the times, as i have a newbie.

thirdly, you really should address your fears of being alone. personally i think they stem from you being such a horribly boring dullard that you can't bear your own company.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

We usually book a Travelodge when we come down for bashes.
Last time it was £19 for the night. I think for somewhere to rest your head they're perfectly acceptable; it's not like we're spending any length of time in them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)

i completely agree
i've been in the oxford one, the cambridge one, and about 3 others. i am not knocking travellodge.

UNLESS it's for your first dirty/romantic weekend away together! because let's face it, then you're spending ALL your time in it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:02, Reply)

hi rachel, how are you doing?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

This is true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

yup
you don't spell "classy" with a T.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:07, Reply)

mate, i'm fucking scottish lobster... not even in the same league on this annalogy.
Even BK serves agnus on this one
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

was it cos you is a sex pest?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Yes,
I split up with her because I am a sex pest. I can see that you're really keeping up with this Quenders. Well done.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

you say you split up with her, but i don't reckon thats the case
i think your pervy comments at rachel et al are symptomatic of how you are irl, and your 'girlfriend' got fed up with you drooling over every woman you saw

so she dumped you and your probably going to start self harming
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

We would never be that lucky Quinten

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Hey look, all the OT helmets in one place
*orders airstrike*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

i'm gonna set up a girl profile and see how long it takes for you to perve at me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

oh hello rev, i am a girl and i have a foof and boobs
i like SATC and cats and pink chardonnay.

also, i am menstruating
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

*sends cock gaz*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)

8 minutes
i was right
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Can I see your boobs please.
It's not for me you understand, it's for my friend bob. He really likes boobs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Yes and bob has cancer, terminal cancer.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

oh are you and bobby friends now?
good times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah, he apologised for being such a rude and agressive penis
and said that his overeating was just a symptom of his terrible unhappiness.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:06, Reply)

there was a v sad programme on mtv last night about an 18 year old who is addicted to food
her mother is a cunt who never ever cooked for her and just bought her mcdonald's and pizzas. it made me very sad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Bollocks
she's not addicted to food, she just needs to stop stuffing it into her face. Did she not get her free education up until the age of 18? Was she somehow unaware that eating food makes you fat?

Fuck sympathy, stupid bitch sounds like she should be put down.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

here, these are definitely my breasts
www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=breasts&um=1&hl=en&client=opera&sa=N&rls=en&channel=suggest&biw=985&bih=721&tbm=isch&tbnid=e_N5xgQ46LnvtM:&imgrefurl=http://www.beautyden.com/news/womens-breasts-bigger.shtml&docid=vqUeQBSkL2WaJM&imgurl=http://www.beautyden.com/news/pics/big-breasts.jpg&w=450&h=415&ei=2gMUT-G8E5HrOeja7IMD&zoom=1
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)

hahaha, angry and upset over nothing.
Was you being this toutchy the reason she split up with you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I think you're reading far too much into my posts Gonz....

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

just like your ex reading too much into you perving at all those women, eh?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)

There there now darling, where's that tit gaz?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:06, Reply)

up there^^
i'm an sexhibitionist
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Thx bbz xxx

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Coming out is never easy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Yeah there's me, Darth, and Swipey's ex all packed in here like sardines
and we can't open the door.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)