I really don't think I could murder anyone, I'm much too nice.
Also, once you've killed someone once, you might as well do it again, many times. That's the same approach I took with sex.

Having said that, if Michael Gove was to meet a sticky end by someone else's hand, I probably wouldn't grieve. That's a sticky end as in dead, not a sticky end as in handjob.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I have noticed lot of Gove bashing specifically these last few days. Not sure why.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Because he has dreadful ideas about education
and wants to buy the queen a yacht?

There's two good reasons right there.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)

this^^

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)

the whole buying the queen a yacht idea was terrible
not because of the money, but cos he ruined the surprise by telling everybody

poor liz :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)

If she's any sense she'll have set up an Amazon wishlist.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

What do you get for the monarch who has everything?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)

probably a large water-going vessel of some sort

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)

An airline?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)

vouchers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

fucken vouchers? fucken cunten vouchers
fucken cunten tickets to haul yourself around the overheated, deafening music-ed, surrounded by millions of stupid cunts trying to find shit tat you don't need, more like
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)

for waterstones

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)

oh book tokens, got some of them, they're dead good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)

yeah
you can buy books with them.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

i got four with a ten pound book token this saturday
no shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)

I donno if this is a rumour, but I remember thinking as a kid that she can walk into any shop and get anything and they're not allowed to charge her.
I think this was 'cus in my head, 'cus she was the queen, she owned everything... but it might be real.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)

she don't carry money
i guess it'd be a bit vain to be walking around with loads of photos of yourself in your wallet
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

That rings a bell, there was this old lady in North Cyprus, an ex-pat brit, who we knicknamed The Queen, 'cus she never carried money about.
It's 'cus she paid for everything at the end of the month, and it was generally accepted by anyone who wanted to cator for the expat comunitie.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)

But when she paid, she rounded it up to the nearest 100l, which I think was about £30, but I can't remember for hte life of me at the moment.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

MAybe she was the cypriot monarchy
did she ever make you leave rooms backwards?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Probably, isn't the queen's hubby a monarch?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Wait, hold on, I mean, Greek. Isn't the queen's hubby a greek?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Totally not getting into the whole turkish/greek thing here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

what turkish greek thing?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Republic and North Cyprus, the greeks'n'turks are like the bluds'n'kriptz.
But in reality, it's the mainlanders (greece and turkey) who are beefin', locals don't give a toss.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)

ah right, i knew there was a north/south thing but had no idea it incolved the turks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)

yep

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

more important things to do
queen innit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)

I can understand the irritation with the queen one.
Dunno about his ideas on education. If anything he isn't going far enough. He's just taken Blairite ideas on reform to a new level. If he was a hardcore Tory he'd be bringing back specialization , skills teaching, and give council areas a referendum on Grammar+Technical Schools and SecMod's .
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)

tl;dr

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Hang on a sec and he'll edit it down for you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

You forgot:
He's a massive cunt with a long-standing agenda to dismantle the public sector which vastly pre-dates any "deficit reduction plan"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)

theres this advert on at the minute right, and in it paris hilton smacks some bloke in the chops
now if there were an ad where some bloke copped some bird in the chops there'd be hell to pay

so why's it acceptabel to show a girl hitting a bloke?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)

It isn't
I suggest you switch your television off.
And complain to Ofcom or someone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)

i can do it online with the TV still on
MODERN THINKING THERE, LADS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

WhyDon'tYou lols.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Those kids dished out some sound advice

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)

I would like to put him in a room with a gun, with Bob Crow, and let them duke each other out

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)