Doubt I can top the last day of term story from the other day
I put it to you, Mr Upinblue, that at the age if 11 you were a cunt.

I fucking hate bullies. They rank somewhere between McKeith and the Australian cricket team of the late 90s/early 00s on my detestation scale.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:39, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Everyone else did it as well.
So it's OK.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)

And berk only did it to feel slightly less bullied than someone so that's ok too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Yeah.
The kid she bullied went and bullied a cat. The afflicted always kick down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Nobody remembers the poor mouse...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

And the spider....and the fly
I'm sure she's dead now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Even though I was almost at the bottom of the pile as far as awkward unpopular kids go
I always made a point of not picking on the really nerdy awkward kids.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I was the really nerdy awkward kid you were never mean to
My people are grateful for your kindness.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

This thread is becoming very cathartic
LET IT ALL OUT GUYS!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Because I was big and quiet everyone thought I was well ard.
When eventually I got picked on it was by three or four girls who attacked me.

I ran away.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I ended up with 8 stitches around my eye and my contact lens stuck in there for two days
before the swelling subsided enough for them to tell me I wasn't blind in one eye after all

EDIT:
And a fractured cheekbone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I am genuinely shuddering at this idea

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

It wasn't particularly pleasant
The main protagonist and I had a meeting in a night club years later and he apologised profusely for it and from then on always bought me a pint every time he saw me. We are now quite friendly

/hippy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

*Unbuckles belt*
That does feel better

*reaches for flies*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

This wasn't QUITE what I meant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Amazing how many people say that in this situation

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I think someone at my school actually tried to convince me that this was a viable reason for bullying me
If he didn't, the rest of the cool kids wouldn't accept him. So it was most unreasonable of me to ask him to stop.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Down with bullies !

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

HEY! I'M NOT 'DOWN' WITH BULLIES!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Downs with bullies !

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Bullies with Downs!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Hahahaha!
What a mental image that brings up.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Window kickers?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Quite possibly
I'm not boasting or proud of it. Merely relating my experience.
As I said, I don't know why we all bullied this kid.
Without trying to justify or excuse it, children do occasionally work on a pack mentality. And, as someone up there said, some kids do tend for whatever reason to attract bullies - a girl I knew moved to several schools and repeatedly got bullied at each one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)