When I was small I was in the hospital and there was a boy in the bed opposite and a telly had fallen on him.
He really wasn't very well.

I have recently bought myself a new TV. I am looking forward to a new house to watch it in!

Alt: I wee'd in a shop doorway once, because I was 14 and REBELLING.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:33, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My mate pissed in a letting agents letterbox
because they were cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)

This would be the only reason I'd want a penis.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)

What about some special time with Darth?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Ok, two reasons.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

What about being able to fondle yourself while watching the telly going "COR! I'd give her one! Wouldn't you give her one? I would."

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I can do that without a penis.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I hadn't thought of that.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Lucky Mrs DIT : /

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

A friend of mine pissed through Debenhams' letter box on the way back from a club once
Because we dared him to. And because he was a bastard.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

as a young and drunken student
i gave my bf a blowie on the steps of debenhams one night.

i wanted to go to fortnums, but he didn't want to walk that far.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Ha! the horror!

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

i had to be reminded of it the following morning
i was not happy with myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Face in the mirror like a plasterer's radio again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)

haha my godmother 'got her drink spiked' in the 80s
and grandma found her with the telly on top of her
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)

My mum once flashed the neighbours at Christmas Eve.
She claims - to this day - that she had an allergic reaction to some orange matchmakers that she ate (to be fair, she *is* allergic to orange flavouring) which caused he behaviour and not (repeat NOT) a result of half a bottle of whisky.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

i flashed my dad and the whole street once.
My vest top got caught in my torque bangle :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Fritzllols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

no, I was definitely out in the street

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I thought you were a prude!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)

wait what? like a massive CRT set?
Was he dead?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

It was a massive CRT set, yep, apparently it happened in a Working Men's Club.
Mum says the parents were from the 'other side' of town and got arrested for being pissed in the hospital and generally being common.

Poor lad, he wasn't dead, but I remember he was in a bad way. They moved him off to Great Ormond Street in the end...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Yeah, he couldn't turn over

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

That joke deserves a better reception.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

And a log

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Oh I see...the tv falling was why he was in hospital
I thought he was in bed in hospital and the tv had fallen on him...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)