Good morning
Nearly into the 4th week of teetotalism and life is SUPER!*

*pretty dull really
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:48, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No boobs for 4 weeks?

( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Not sure how boobs and teetotalism are linked...
I like boobs by the way
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

DDtotalism?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Hmmm...

I went Teetotal last September through to the end of November.

Crikey it was rough. I have since busied myself by more than making up for it in the aftermonths.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I need to purchase beers and wines
Also tonic, otherwise my weekend will be teetotal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

To the off-licence...AWAY!

I topped up my EEC vodka mountain only yesterday
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I drank a botttle of Rioja last night, it was Nom
and it made "Role Models" funny
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I finished an open merlot
And started a Montepulciano D'Abruzzo. I'm out of sync with my booze.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I don't trust teetotallers, they're weird

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Come, join me in a freshly squeezed orange juice and we can discuss this

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Fuck right off
you're ok as it is temporary.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I can't argue with that...

What made it worse is that during those months I was wierd and desperately boring. It's true what they say about 'Dutch courage' - well it is in my case.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I tried for a month once and just got more and more grumpy
stopped going out as I hated beeing around booze and not being allowed it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

It definitely gives going out a different edge
I get around that by staying home and rocking slightly in my pants
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Ditto...

I put myself under house arrest for the whole time because I didn't want to bore poor folk rigid about my diet progress and teetotalism, as they were the only things I had to talk about.

My friends were good enough to throw me a bash to celebrate my return to impending liver failure though, and I've been smashing it ever since.

I lost around 50lb over that time though.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Snrzzzz
I haz a day off and am having beer for brekkie. I am going LARGE today.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

That's more like it!...

*alcoholiclolz*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I am already worried about where today is going. :_~

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:57, Reply)

If you're worried where today is going, you are doing brekkie beer wrong

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

'Worry' is god's way...

of telling us to drink more beer
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)