Can't go wrong with a bottle of whisky/whiskey
Alt: Normally I'd mock you, but I'm considering a half day today, feel throughly sick and in a fair amount of pain.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:22, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Are you back at work already?
Fuck that. How 'it' going?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Aye, first day back
Currently thoroughly regretting that fact.

It's hurting rather a lot tbh, but aside from that, it's not too bad!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Yes you fucking can.
Have you never heard of 'Bell's'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

The cunt impresses his dinner party guest when he whips out the Morrisons five year aged whiskey distilled in Bulgaria

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

'OK ladies, who's for a 'Claymore and Best-in cola'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:32, Reply)

*Waggles eyebrows*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I knew Rory would be a Lambrini girl

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Doesn't it have to have been distilled for a minimum of 7 years before you can call it whisky?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Not since his op, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Hahahahahhaa 10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

When I worked in the members club someone asked me for a Bells & coke.
I had to politely explain that it wasn't that kind of place.
Then he was kicked out for being a pauper.
( wanderlust, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Yes thanks for reminding me.
That was not my best night ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:33, Reply)

And that was the last day I drank.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

*something about it being me*

( Kroney, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I don't have a problem with having shit whisky with coke.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)

You clearly don't know anything about whisky or whiskey

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I had some Glengoyne at the weekend.
14 year old. Smooth as fuck, gorgeous stuff.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Never had a whisky/whiskey I've liked at all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:37, Reply)

You really are bent aren't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Nope
It just tastes like dirt to me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:03, Reply)

You've wasted money there
£9.97 AA rates four fucking stars
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/#/asda-compare-prices/spirits/asda_smartprice_scotch_whisky_700ml.html
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Already got a bottle of Cael Ila Moch
And I don't drink whiskey often.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:39, Reply)

NANCE

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I'm feeling really rough too, I think I might ask if I can work from home today even though I'm supposed to be meeting up the directors.
My back and stomach stuff is really painful today, and I think it's also a bit of an emo week for a lot of people on account of it being so long between paydays this month, that there isn't any bank-holidays to look forward too, valantines day is coming up (which is shit for singletons). Plus for me, my treatment is on wednesday, and I'm always shit in the run-up towards it.

I know this sounds "NO WAY, IT WILL NEVAH WORK, I R IN 2 MUCH PAIN", but did you say your back's gone? Iburpurphame gel 10% is amazing for back-pains. For me, it works in seconds, it's like when an alarm stops and your ears are no longer assaulted with sound.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I'll send you a valentine.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I'm going to hold you to that, I want flowers or chocolates.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Can one of you send me a valentine, my wife will see it and she might try a bit harder.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I'll get onto the moonpig and .... oh wait, I got a joke here.
I'll get onto the moonpig and tell her to try harder herself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:06, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Are you saying my wife's fat?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:12, Reply)

For the perpuses of the comedy only, which is of paramount importance.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Fair enough.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Please, just not the face, they'll ask questions, anywhere but the face.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)