with a poison

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I hope he's paying for it privately
I fucking hate the couple down my road who get all their poison injections done on the NHS.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

It's 'cos they earn under 26K a year

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)

All my injections are free.
Suck on that, tax payers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Twenty years old that track.
Now how old do you feel?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Appetite for Destruction is 25 years old
Screw him, how fucking old do I feel?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Alrighters, Mighters?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Up and down, old boy, up and down.
and yourself?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

T. M. I.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Down and down. You know my steez.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)

About 40?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

close enough.
Within an engineering level of acceptable inaccuracy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Welcome to the Jungle was on the jukebox in the first pub I was a regular.
And not as an old timey classic. As a brand new piece of cutting edge vinyl.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:08, Reply)

It was the first album I bought.
On dolby cassette, I'll have you know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Swanky.
I've got that battered-to-fuck juke box single somewhere. I promised it to a mate. I should probably dig it out of my folk's house before they flog it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I should, if I were you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

If it's battered it'll be worth pence.
You can get a mint one for a fiver.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)

It's for purely sentimental reasons. It's the one from the pub.
I'd be amazed if it played and who the fuck would want to listen to it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Not me. It's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Someone nicked my fairly mint 3-sleeve original 12" of Blue Monday.
Whilst your opinion of That New Order is a matter of public record, that particluar piece of vinyl is, I believe, worth a fair fucking bit. If only for its relationship to the eventual bankrupting of Factory.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

It is indeed v collectable.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Hay look, it's my two favorite doctors replying to eachother on the same board.
I just thought I would point that out as I have nothing to add to the conversation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I went to waitrose before, where I scored the big one on the Reduction Isle.
I got myself a "Chestnut and Mushroom Risstto", always in all my days of living near a waitrose I did want to try, and now I have done, for £1.99, instead of £4-5 whatever. I also got myself a fish pie for the same money. I also got myself a pizza with truffle for the same price.

Sometimes if life takes a big shit on me, at least I know Waitrose will be there to pick up the peaces.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

38

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Humph.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

37
Actually, in my mind I'm about 12 and in my body about 78
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

No I'm not.
He died in 2008.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Sad times.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

RIP Humphers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Humph's dead, Shambles.
It's all about Jack Dee these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

He's not nearly as terrible as I was expecting.
Can't blow a horn for fuck though.

edit: I saw Humph in Ronnie Scotts about fifteen years ago. One of the best stand ups I've ever seen. And he was sat down.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)

He came across as a fucking great chap I thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

can't get Bad Penny Blues out my head now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)

You're only as old as the doves and rolexs in your stash man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

They only sell it in tablet form in old folks homes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Washed down with senacot.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

fuck that they all mainline all sorts of weird and wonderfull anti-psychotics and anti--depressants in those places
they never lost their hardcore
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I worked in a looney tunes care home as a student.
Half of them were there because they'd drunk their brains mushy. Constant drooling and pissing. Grim stuff.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

GP's can't be fucked dealing with them so mong em out on carbamazepine, Lorazepam and risperidone until they drop dead from a stroke

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Oh man, I can't wait until I'm old

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Yeah cos being a dribbling mess with the cognition of a cabbage is really cool

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)

it's still cooler than some people
the star wars kid, for example.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

whatever happened to that fat German kid who kept shouting cos his game wouldn't load load

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

MASSIVE coronary. MASSIVE. You could actually hear things bursting from the next room.
Like somebody dropped a firework into a sack of offal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Fantastic imagery

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Are you saying that Nakers is really cool?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

He's the /offtopic poster boy now, always on the popular page him
most b3ta birds would deffo let him chuck his muck all over their fat faces
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

you should be writing valentine's cards as a career

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)