Anyone still up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:58, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I am
but I'm going to bed now 'cos I have to be up extra early.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Yessums.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)

What's rockin' in Baz world?
I got paid today!!!!!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)

That green Acne jacket I bought came today.
I cancelled the original order cos I got word the sale would go to 70% soon. It did, I saved ninety quid. Other than that it is not going well, Baz is well paranoid. What you gonna splash yo' cash on?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:04, Reply)

why are you paranoid?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)

See a few posts above.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

blimey.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Another episode of Barryoaks
This'll be the story arc that culminates in somebody getting shot at a wedding. Or possibly a jet crashin on a farm. Too early to tell.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Both would be a step down from my usual frolics.
I'm well worried about it though, the amount of stuff she knew was terrifying.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:13, Reply)

Admit and confess to nothing until you know who it is

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

this is a wise choice

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Evenin' Kronster!
How the devil are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Oh you know Jeff, struggling on
it is an interesting time to be Kroney, at the moment
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Well keep me posted.
You've got me ear if you need it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I played along with her for most of it.
But no one should know stuff like who I went on holiday with when I was fifteen. Except maybe the people I went on holiday with.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Well look at it this way
if nobody knows about this girl you're seeing, then she can't have asked them about your past, can she. It's somebody else you know fucking with you. Admit nothing, wait and see.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Cash will go on new years bills
But I can probably find a few bob to drop on the Chemical Records sale (that seems to be on 365).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

I can't spend any more money.
I can't actually stop though, the sales are far too good and I'm far too weak willed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Shame you're so small.
Otherwise I could buy your cast offs!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

That would be lovely.
I'm getting rid of so much over the next few weeks, I want to own nothing but 'amazing' stuff. I have far too much filler that serves no purpose.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Well if you have anything to fit a six footer....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:26, Reply)

Yes.
but I'm trying to finish an essay before I fuck off for Australia Day celebrations.
It's not going well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)

What is the point of 'Australia Day'?
I ask because I'm uneducated, not to mock you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)

basically to have a piss up and a barbie.
nah people who are really into it say it's to celebrate australian culture and to revel in our national identity.

the celebrations I'm going to are spanish themed and are basically a piss up and a barbie. ;)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Did your UK jaunt turn you into a piss-head then?
I seem to recall you saying that boozin' wasn't a big part of your life prior to that!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:07, Reply)

funnily enough it was dancing actually.
The people I go dancing with love a piss up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Yay!
Another alkie in the makin'!

What sort of dancing are you doing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

swing dancing.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Bloody hell!
You spend a month over here and the better option is to become an alcoholic swinger!

How bad was it!!!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

pretty bad.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Ha ha!
Can you link me to any sort of YouTube swing dance type thing? I'm none the wiser.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QRsAfAz9Q4&feature=related
these guys are two of my dance teachers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

This is the closest thing to swing I know
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j95HbhTl60k - So, enjoy some French 'techno swing'!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Evening Jeff
I've been drinking Cider tonight, good result in the football (although we deserved better), and I'm about to watch two of my favourite programmes. Tonight is a good night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Two of your favourite shows eh?
Make sure you're alert enough to watch them both before bed.... I mean, you don't want to be 'half cocked' about it.

(I dare say I'm not the first)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I think that might be the first time that phrase has been used.
I finally took the bandage off tonight, it feels...weird.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Well, you'd been de-skined twice.
Sounds a bit like me trying to roll a joint after 6 pints of Old Bristolian!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Haha
I had a pint of 6.4% scrumpy the other day, but we had to leave in a hurry, meaning I had to take swigs. Fucking hell, I was swaying on my way out of the pub.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Have you been told to try not to get wood?
Imagine bursting your sewing over an episode of Hollyoaks! hahahaha.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Nope, they've just said that I should expect they'll happen, and to realise it'll be quite uncomfortable.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

So getting a bit of a snip will mean you'll have to go through those 'confusing' feelings again!!!
*Barrymore lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Surely it's better the digs come out on the evening session
Than during the day!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Well, one of the posts on the popular page is aimed at me, so sadly the abuse isn't limited to any times!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Well, at least you don't fuck dogs.
not that you could, with your BROKEN COCK
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:33, Reply)

You should join the International Bestialists Association
Their motto is "In Dog We Thrust".
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:36, Reply)

The big issue here, is that dogs don't trust me.
I say 'I'll call' but I don't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Evening Jeffy bbz
I am listening to Major Force and want more nommy haggis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Still in the Fruitella 'bad man sweet' family?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Wut?
No way daddio. I'm down with my Japanese nillas.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Well, it made Blousie laugh yesterday...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nhsTHOSvBk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Does you think I am an Asian an that?
Man, I is gonna cut you right up, ya hear me blud?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)

hahahaha
Signed up for the Bristol Bash yet ya bender?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

No.
You homosexual.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Well sign up
You bigger homo.

No returns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:33, Reply)

*stamps on Jeff's toes and punches his arm*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:35, Reply)

I'm nails son.
I've joined a GYM!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Fucking hell AA, I can't imagine getting my cock cut.
I heard a story from a friend once- just after he'd had his first cock piercing, he woke up to find himself stuck to his sheets with blood. Just hope you don't get a sleep boner, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

I've woken twice with them so far
They're uncomfortable, but not as painful as I'd been led to previously believe.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Still, cocking hell.
Excuse the pun. I'm glad my foresking works.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:26, Reply)

I would be too, damn shame mine decided to develop scar tissue.
Last time it caused me this much pain is when my banjo string tore.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

What?
Your cock just decided to develop scar tissue of its own accord? Was the scarring caused by friction burns?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:31, Reply)

It would tear 9/10 times I was having sex
Used to be very painful, but I stopped noticing it after a while. Problem is, when the pain stopped, the scar tissue didn't stop developing, until it got to a point where the Doctor chided me for not coming in earlier.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:34, Reply)

Did you have phimosis or something?
My foreskin hasn't torn either of the times I've had sex.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Yep, phimosis
Quite severe too
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Then why did you not convert to Judaism sooner?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:42, Reply)

In all honesty, I was far too nervous to.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:55, Reply)

I don't blame you.
Shifty lot, those Hasidics.

And when are you going to have a medicinal wank to check that it still works?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Aye
*stares warily at Gonz*

I've counted myself out of anything like that until the end of February. Although, I'm hoping to end my *ahem* dry spell with a lady, rather than solo.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:58, Reply)