That is fucking ridiculous!
And as you know I don't usually use bad language.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I know.
It's not even like you need to know where you are going.

Accelerate when it's dark. Apply the brake when it gets suddenly light.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I had to explain to my mrs that train driver don't use a steering wheel to steer the train along the tracks.
Bless her. She's far better qualified than me, yet appears to know nothing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

They don't have a steering wheel?
Who'd a thunk it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Ahhhh bless!
I guess she must be nice to look at though.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Well I would

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I have.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)

She'd rather fuck a Frenchman

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

She told me she has. Like Zulus
"Thousands of 'em"
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

*something about them shooting in the whites of her eyes*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

It's the deal their union has reached with their employers.
Seems odd to get worked up about a mutually agreed package.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Then their employers are idiots.
Can I get worked up about idiots?
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Their employers are a corporation subsidised and indirectly governed by Londoners.
So you're basically saying that cockneys are idiots. You terrible racist.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I fucking hate cockneys with their cheeky grins and ridiculous fancy clothing splattered with a million buttons.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Porkie pies knees up the apples and pairs strike a light mary poppins lovely jubbly awright.
I'm bi-fucking-lingual, me.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)

It's all Greek to me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Evening everybodypeeps. Is Stavros innit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Only worked up because I have an annual season ticket.
I am allowed to complain, it's my democratic right. As it is theirs to withdraw labour whenever the mood takes them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

That's fair enough.
London has a public transport system that's about as good as most major European cities and costs three times as much. You muppets.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

That's because it is ancient and can't be shut down for any real length of time for a complete overhaul

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Unlike every other underground system in the world.
Mnnnng.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)

I think you're implying that London is unique in not being able to be shut down.
But it is unusual, a lot of other subway systems have dual rail setups so they can close down an entire set of tunnels for inspection while the service still operates.

This is is why the New York subways runs 24 hours a day.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)

If you get stuck between stations in NY
you can sometimes see 1970s graffiti. I get very excited by this, because I am a twat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I like this.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

This sounds like something I could learn all about on The Internet.
If my life were crushingly tedious and pointless.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Nah, you'd never find that information on the internet.
You can only get it by talking to other people.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)

If only I knew some crushingly tedious and pointless people in Real Life.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

If you don't know a crushingly tedious and pointless person, then it's you.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)

i fucking hate the tube
i might feel less strongly if i didn't have to use the district line, mind.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Bank holidays, a friend's birthday, nice weather etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)

gross incompetence that could have killed many, many people
because someone is too dumb to know their left button from their right button.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

ETC ETC

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)