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For cock's sake.New thread, right here. VALIDATE ME!
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This and that.Job's going well. I am still extraordinarily handsome and chicks dig me.
And JAMC just popped up on my playlist.
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No idea what that is but if you're happy then I'm happy.(
girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:51,
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It's FSA regulations.And my director is a milfy redhead with a cheeky smile. She digs my work.
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I sho have.This is what tune I have on the now:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiYx9KFA57g
I used to play this out a lot when I DJed. Layer the intro over some breaks, then cut the other record just when the vocals drop. I love getting cheered for playing records.
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I can imagine.Buzzing off the crowd. I always thought that it was a two way street when you're dj'ing.
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girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:05,
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Totally.Just getting cheered for playing something they've never heard or weren't expecting is fucking ace.
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*zips up, leaves*(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:02,
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Alright Fruitella.I've just got back from exercise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:28,
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you are showing us up(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:34,
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I know.And I've been exercising.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:03,
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Hey! I'm back!today I have found out that
a) I should not have put off topping up the gas meter
b) Where my fusebox is
c) What an FCU is
d) that I need a 13A fuse
Owning a house has a fairly steep learning curve. I suspect soon I will learn that I shouldn't have just scraped the wall paper border all over the place
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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Forget the wall paperget them to take the pay-as-you-go meter right the fuck out of the house and put you on a proper grown-up tariff.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:37,
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I am going toas soon as I've moved in. I had one in a rented house, they suck
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:38,
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I had a coin-operated one as a stoodent.You could unlock the coin box with a bent pin and keep putting the same fifty pence through. The landlord had an awful tiff with the gas board. Terrible thievery.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:40,
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I now imagine you as Top Catonly with a gas meter rather than a phone box
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:42,
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Why did Top CatWear a hat and a waistcoat but no kegs?
"I'm very smart but I'm displaying my genitals to the world."
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:45,
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because waistcoats and hats are cooltrousers are for chumps
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:47,
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plus, he was a cat(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:47,
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cats aren'ty concerned with nudity(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:48,
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my friend dreamt about a cat in lingerieonce, but that's another, more gross story
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:48,
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I experienced sexual confusion about the girl playing the cat in a dick whittington pantomime as a child.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:50,
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*BANG!*shot me another furry
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:51,
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Pah.My PVC and fun-fur wings are like a shield of steel.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:54,
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*BANG!*this hunt is going well
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:53,
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For you, going out in the coldmust be like going yiffing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:55,
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I have two catsWhere's your gun?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:54,
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I don't shoot actual onesunless your cats like shagging people in cat costumes, or cats in human costumes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:55,
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Both are clipped outBut maybe a woman dressed as a cat...?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:57,
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I'm bigger than you lad.One strike of my mighty fist would take you out of the Riley queue.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:03,
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I am wider and heavier than you(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:05,
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Now then Dogboy.Your holiday thing - move across to the left, eh?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:07,
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Not my type.Though I do like black birds (I nearly typed sistas but that would cause Bertloz). Favourite black bird at the moment is her that plays Denise on EastQuenders.
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I'm dead sore Blousie.I did too much exercise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:10,
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The physical kind!I did me some running and then some general weighty things.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:12,
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Getting to the age of 40!And being physically fit enough to be able to walk back from the pub without needing to have a break in the Chinese.
Also, the Crazy Golf season might start again in a few months!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:15,
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Now thenGot bored - you once said you'd love to take your ol' man to Memphis - there's your holiday.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:10,
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That might be a bit rich for me at this time of year.I need to have a proper look at places. Where in europe would you suggest?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:13,
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Don't really know much about Europe I've always gone West.
You'd get a good price on transatlantic at the moment though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:15,
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Look it up!I'm not your travel agent.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:16,
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I bought a model of an Italian cruise - shipI couldn't afford it, so I asked them to put it to one side.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:19,
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Apart from the obvious "huge gash on the underside" ones, that's it.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:30,
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Every day is a new dayEvery venture is a new venture.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:40,
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Not very wellI'm living off driving at the moment.
One of my flats comes empty at the end of February and I may have to sell it.
I'm never skint, but right at the moment things are tight.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:53,
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Well at least you're aware of that now, rather than just hoping the problem goes away.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:54,
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It was always a gambleAnd I tried - but it just hasn't worked.
I know why and how it hasn't worked too. But I tried.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:04,
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Better to have given it a try than it is to do nothing.Do you have equity in the flat?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:08,
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Oh yeah...One of the four that I own outright.
Like I said, I'm not skint but that was a bit of my retirement fund.
There's also a number of houses. What worries me now is how far I've got to chip into them.
EDIT - Yes I'm a slum landlord.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:21,
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Ah, but you're still more prepared than most.And on that basis, you can sort yourself out, and also start a new project or two with some of the capital.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:26,
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I've also got a bigger CV than mostI miss working hard. I'm the best strategic planner I've ever met. I'm bored shitless right now.
I work best in a company in meltdown and I drag it back again by myself, without the public sector insistence on committee.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:33,
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Why not see if the 'in administration' sector are recruiting?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:39,
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I have my eye on somethingIt's been badly managed, it needs a cash injection which I could probably manage, it's local.
Never worry about TD.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:44,
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I may be an idiot on b3taBut I'm not an idiot really.
The property thing was the first kick in the nads I've ever had.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:51,
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Why is the property available?'ere, you ain't one of them slum landlords are ya?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:53,
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I make no bones about being a slum landlord - I am oneAnd I've just been cleaning cat sick off my kitchen floor.
Bedtime.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:10,
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