Don't tell me what to do, you lesbian.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:43, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I do like a good bit of pelt, that's for sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Are you an uncle who's an uncle, or one of 'mummy's special friends'?

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Barry from Eastenders described me as such

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

The latter, then.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I've met him; emphasis very much on the 'special'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Those windows sure taste good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

He told me not to say
Because no one would believe me and mummy wouldn't love me anymore.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Don't forget the fact that Uncle sportscow will bum you to death

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

meh, there are worse ways to die.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Brace yourself, I'm going in dry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I dunno -
you looked pretty sad when you tried to burn yourself to death with Kaol's lighter...
( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Hahahaha.
That fucking hurt that did.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I'm not really surprised.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I was.
It didn't seem to hurt at all at the time, but for the next week it was agony.

One of a number of reasons I am glad I finally quit drinking...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I need to know more about this story please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

There's not much of a story really.
I was drunk (surprise, surprise) and Kaol had a lighter that was like a mini blow torch. I borrowed it and drunkenly forgot that the flame blasted out of the side rather than the top so burnt a blister the size of a 50p coin onto the palm of my hand.

After the shock had worn off I think i put some ice on it and just carried on with the night without thinking about it.

And then I woke up the next day...christ it hurt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

OOACHA!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Even violent, psychopathic Kaol looked concerned.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I love your new sig.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Gonz won't, but his opinion is terrible and disallowed.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I'm enjoying his food blog

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

At least his cooking is not like his spelling.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

It's fantastic isn't it?
Although i didn't actually realise it was a food blog specifically, I thought that was just coincidence because they are all words he can't spell.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Yes, I have been asked to assist with this blog and can confirm it won't all be food.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Excellent
because I'm looking forward to an entry where he explains why he can't spell his middle name.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I saw that earlier. This should be our next task.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Are you the spell checker?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

No. There will be no checking of spells.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

What does this have to do with the Twist?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Are you calling b3th fat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

No, I was simply getting a word incorrect for "comedy" lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Hi Clenders
I'm persuading DiT to run the Bristol Half Marathon with me and CHCB again this year. If we do will you come and support us again or will you swan off to slitty eye country again?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I only plan to go to Slitty Eye Country once this year, sadly.
Tell me the date.
( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

30th September 2012.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Yep.

( thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)