Things have really picked up round here then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:08, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

But now you are here we can liven things up by making gay jokes
Er... You gay
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Well I NEVER
*flounces*

I am actually listening to a song from Legally Blonde so probably have no legs to stand on here.

Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Afternoon Darth

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Afternoon mate
I see no-one was stupid enough to bid for Andy Carroll
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)

You mean the guy who scored and set up a goal last night?
Didn't you hear, he's already the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD!

In all fairness, he's been getting better game by game recently, just glad to see him score. You looking forward to your game on Sunday?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

It's good that the club have been giving him so much support.
He must feel good that they rate him enough to honour him with that waxwork dummy they display on the pitch every Satudrday afternoon.


/stolen joke that wasn't really worth stealing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Is he worth two million pounds a goal yet?
No, I am not. DJing the night before so might go for the good old-fashioned 24-hour alcoholic coma
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Nope, 5 million if you count all competitions, 7 million if you count only the league.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Fuck me that's poor
At least all our shit players who can't score cost about the equivalent of a bag of Toffo's
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Aye, true
Ah well, slowly but surely he's getting better.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)

It has all gone a bit sportball round here now.
Nearly time to go home...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

We'll have him if you like
His attitude towards cow's arses and banjos will fit right in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I remember Toffos!
Do they still make them anywhere?

and I know, fat bitch remembers sweeties shocker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

The multi-flavoured ones were fucking NOM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)

They were weird
because you were expecting toffee, but they were strawberry or banana or liquorice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Speaking of Fruit Salads.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Ugh
Never saw the appeal. Chewits are where it's at
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)

do you find it gets stuck in your teeth?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

fizzy chewits rock
I'm soo seeking them out tonight.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Smother them in HP Guinness sauce
And let us know how that pans out :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

How odd

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I'm very much enjoying your blog, Gonz.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

And me

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

It has come to my attention
that you are very suggestible when it comes to food.
Hello you. How's your haunted cooker?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Afternoon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Hello mate
How's the back/family/sleep pattern/faith in Martin O'Neill?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

OK/Good/Meh/100%
Norwich on TV tonight!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Apparently Paul Lambert, who was O'Neill's captain at Celtic, still refers to him as "the Gaffer"
Basically, this means that Norwich's surprising success is entirely due to Brian Clough.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Were you to apply homeopathic thiking, yes
The memory of Clough
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I genuinely believe that only Cloughie could turn it around for Forest now
Even in his current state he'd be better than Cotter-nil
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)

You want young Cloughie!
How was Billy Elliot, mincer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Young Cloughie is a filth
It were bloody great cheers mate :-) how's tricks?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)