Haggis is nice
although that's the limit of my offal nomming experience. I figure though, that if you're going to eat bits of dead animal, why be squeamish about eating organs as opposed to muscle?

Alt: someone shoved me down the stairs at the train station yesterday, causing me to twist my ankle and miss my train. I hope his cock rots off.
(berk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Actually vindictively pushed you
or just it was busy and he bumped you?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Didn't want to pay child maintenance.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Buddum Tish.
Which is also the sound she made rolling down the steps, because her other job is as a one (wo)man band.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Actually vindictively pushed me
people were coming down both sides of the stairs as I was trying to get up and he could see me, made no attempt to step to one side as I was doing, and actively shoulder barged me. Cunt.
(berk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Did you scream "YOU CUNT!" at him and enact a citizens arrest?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)

No, I was too busy being bewildered by such incredible rudeness
and I was also trying desperately to hobble back up the stairs and catch my train.
(berk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)

quick, delete!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

You should nut butt him

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Head spread him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Bonce nonce him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

These are much trickier than minge ones aren't they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I think I got the only two.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Cock Knock?
Bell Swell?
Tadger Radger?
Pipe Swipe?
Prick Kick?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

leave me out of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Oh man, turned down

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Head based?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

i'd pipe swipe
haha lol not really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Just pointing out a deletion.
Sub thread deleting deleters.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

This is amusing.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)

soooo
if i reply to everything you post, you will delete your post?

fucking right doggie. get on with it, this is marvellous. no more turgid drivel about marathons and fences and floppy fat-armed wives!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I know you're an angry lonely person
but you can tell the difference between my username and psychochomps right?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

you're equally dull, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I couldn't yesterday, or whenever it was, when yours incorporated his.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I KNEW IT!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I don't see what is so confusing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)