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It's my birthday on Saturday and I will be 30 :'(however my little team has just bought me a cake and a scarf as a present which was unexpectedly nice.
When did someone last do something unexpectadly nice for you?
Alt: when was someone unexpectadly a cunt?
Altalt: offal, tasty unappreciated innards or revolting pile of putrid meat?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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I for one do not like offalalthough I do like pate and I once had some nice chicken livers on toast, more offal news as it happens!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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I do like chicken livers.I frequently look at them in the supermarket and think to myself, I should buy some and cook them as a I like them, but the mrs never agrees with me. Even though she likes chicken liver too. What's that all about?
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Yeah, cunts with legs to move themselves around and put shoes on the ends of.(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I just bought myself some biscuits.They are Cadburys Oat and Choc Chip. Kind of like a Hob nob, but with choc chips.
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Sounds like a good biscuit, that oneI am fucking starving
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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Is this part of your marathon training?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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My wife just tried to do something nice for meShe has a training course at 4:30 so I have to leave work at 4:00 to sort the kids. She has cancelled her course so I get a rest, which sounds nice but I don't need a rest and it was the last day of her course.
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Me soon. I am going to kill an apprentice
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Liver - NOM
Kidney - NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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Altalt: Offal is fucking superb.I draw the line at bollocks and cocks though. My chum Yeti has tried various bollocks, I think he believes this makes him a bit of a 'geezer' in the food department, as opposed to just a fat greedy ginger cunt, which is the reality.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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I've got a recipe that requires offal, I quite want to try that(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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The Heston oxtail and kidney suet pudding looked amazing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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Well I'll give most things a go,I'm just not a big fan of kidneys.
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There's a Jamie Oliver recipe of Oxtail soup with spinach dumplings, looks fantastic(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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I wouldn't think so, noIt is basically a polo steak
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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Altalt: Do you have a vegetarian alternative?An Altaltvegalt, if you will.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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I dunno, do you like apple cores or some shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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Yeah I mainly eat the leftover scraps (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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chompy copies something he saw on talkal thinks it is original and hilarious
al deletes this subthread.
watch...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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There was something that made me laugh quite a lot on /links before, only it wasn't a link, simply a responsewww.b3ta.com/links/743336 - Amadeus' comment halfway down
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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I genuinely have no idea what's going on or why it might be amusing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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That's how we feel every time you post.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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ITSTHECLIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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The one that springs to mind was a little while backWe had a supervisor at work who was more than happy to give abuse, but couldn't take it in the slightest. I won't bore you with details, but it led to several of us getting a bollocking after he reported us for 'bullying'. When it was mine and the other IT lads turn to go into the office, he said that I didn't know what was actually going on, and only did the print outs because I was asked to, essentially taking the fall for me. Bought him a few pints to thank him for that.
Alt: My boss complaining that I needed to start making sure I'm earlier, despite my walking in only 6 minutes late. 3 other members of staff arrived after me, and he didn't say a fucking word to them.
AltAlt: Some good, more bad. Liver is fucking vile.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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Haggis is nicealthough that's the limit of my offal nomming experience. I figure though, that if you're going to eat bits of dead animal, why be squeamish about eating organs as opposed to muscle?
Alt: someone shoved me down the stairs at the train station yesterday, causing me to twist my ankle and miss my train. I hope his cock rots off.
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Actually vindictively pushed youor just it was busy and he bumped you?
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Buddum Tish.Which is also the sound she made rolling down the steps, because her other job is as a one (wo)man band.
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Actually vindictively pushed mepeople were coming down both sides of the stairs as I was trying to get up and he could see me, made no attempt to step to one side as I was doing, and actively shoulder barged me. Cunt.
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No, I was too busy being bewildered by such incredible rudenessand I was also trying desperately to hobble back up the stairs and catch my train.
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These are much trickier than minge ones aren't they?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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Cock Knock?Bell Swell?
Tadger Radger?
Pipe Swipe?
Prick Kick?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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sooooif i reply to everything you post, you will delete your post?
fucking right doggie. get on with it, this is marvellous. no more turgid drivel about marathons and fences and floppy fat-armed wives!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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I know you're an angry lonely personbut you can tell the difference between my username and psychochomps right?
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I couldn't yesterday, or whenever it was, when yours incorporated his.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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I don't see what is so confusing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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Your Mum blew me. It was manna from heaven. Alt: See above.
Alt alt: It is superb. Only gaylords don't enjoy it.
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That liver you cooked me was the 'article don', as we Jamaicans say.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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AA wrote some "Lord of the Rings" fan porn then deleted it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Al told us how to grow short but fat carrotts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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I like to shout BINGO as I unload over them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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Don't deny it, and you threatened a "Redwall" follow upwith mice fucking stoats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:52,
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You forgot the badger fisting the snake, before using him as a condom to fuck the others.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:52,
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Want me to name a character in the next one after you?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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No, I tire of LOTR fanfic, there are only so many 'one ring' jokes you can makeYou'll have to be a sparrow
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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"The fresh ejaculate sparkled all over Quinten's feathers, as he flew away, happy in the knowledge he'd satisfied the Abbot once again.But by Christ, his arse was killing him."
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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