Wait, I missed the chance to point out that it's my birthday tomorrow and tomorrow is better and sooner than Saturday.
I bought red boots on eBay and a merino wool jumper from the vintage shop. I also cycled to Tesco just now and stocked up on Prosecco.

Alt: not since that time I got called a whore and a prostitute by some dude's wife. Seriously, tautological insults just made her look stupid.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

U R Rebecca Black AICMFP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)

It's only my birthday on Friday this year.
It's not every year.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)

shut up you whore prostitute

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Look out, she'll set her midget on you!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I have two now.
*prouds*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Haha
How is Mini Catface-Crackhouse?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Noisy, snotty and doesn't sleep.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)

We have moved ours to a military regime and it's been brilliant with the sleep thing
/mumsnet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)

And how is little Kim Jong-un?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

fat in the face but with a fist of iron

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

and the baby?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Well, you've managed thus far not to stave her head in, so I'd say all is well!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I dropped my phone on her head a few times when I was feeding her.
I dunno, she seems fine *shrugs*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)

its ok, she only prostitutes whores, its not that bad

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Redundant.
Needs moar unique words.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)

ok whorening prostiturist?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I like that better, it sounds original.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)

yeah like original sin, you whore prostitute

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Happy Birthday CHCB!
Will you also be 30?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Yeah.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

internet lies?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)

I'm mid-30s.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)

You don't look a day over 29.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)

That'll be the bukkake. Keeps the complexion fresh.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)

A girl should know what skin regimen works for her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

alright sunshine that's it
get the fuck out
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)

must cost a fortune in twiglets and bombay mix though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)

I don't get this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I dunno, what do you feed a ten strong group of middle aged men that you invited around your house to wank on your face?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:44, Reply)

You tell me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

A hot and sour sauce of soy sauce, ginger, chilli, brown sugar and some fish sauce; reduce until thick then chuck in some prawns.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Quiche.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Angel Delight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Retro.
What flavour?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)

i saw this in the shop the other day
i want some now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)

twice creepy in one day, one more strike and your out

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I think he's been "out" for quite a while.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)