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News link of the fucking monthwww.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2095549/Right-wingers-intelligent-left-wingers-says-controversial-study--conservative-politics-lead-people-racist.html
Check the hilarious comments!
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Reading those comments is giving me a headache.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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HahaAlso the top link on the right of the page - unsurprising revelation is unsurprising: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2095885/Crystal-Warren-Sex-addict-slept-1-000-men-used-MAN-herself.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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I'm sure scarpe would love the "Nuff said" approach of the majority of the comments(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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I was just about to start reading them.I might not now.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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Its a well known fact that Liberals are clinical insane as is anyone who votes Labour and I have the evidence of the last 15 years to prove it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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You're like the bloke who orders the second cheapest wine off a list.You just picked the second worst rated comment and hoped we wouldn't notice...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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OMG!!!! I bet you'd stay in a Travelodge too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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If I used that technique for hotel bookings I would have stayed in a Premier inn.
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It's not a very good one.The second cheapest normally has the highest markup, because restaurants know that people don't want to be seen as cheap.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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Using my extensive knowledge of wineI usually order the house red/white. I find them to be perfectly acceptable.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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This is normally the best course of option.If a restaurant is going to serve a shit wine as it's "house" wine, then that's probably the least of the problems you will experience.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:47,
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Four people have posted that on facebook so far today(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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Only justit was very difficult, and I ended up pounding the keyboard in frustration and making wuh-wuh noises
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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I may be thickbut Polly Toynbee must be Hitler, if that's the measurement we're using
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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Hmmmm, I agree with some of her articles, but she still irritates the crap out of me.She's the columnist equivalent of dry meat coated in chilli sauce.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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That's rape, you bastard!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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The comments are excruciating. Just got myself tickets for Dan le Sac and Scroobius Pip. Very pleased.
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First Prince, now Scrotal Sac.*shakes head sadly*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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You're just jealous of the dirty beats.Monty "I WANT A TUNE I CAN WHISTLE" Boyce
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Look Boyce music didn't stop when you lost interest so pipe down and let us young uns (ish)enjoy ourselves.
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I haven't lost interest at all.I've never had an interest in third-rate shit-hop with excruciating rhymes and 'dirty beats' which I could lose.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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I knew I should have been more specific on that point but am skinning up and decided to do some more grinding instead. Not that type of grinding you pervert.
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I don't think that's going to shift the baby you have on board(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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"I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind"you like that one don't you pet.
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I prefer that ghastly paedo to your mates Scrotal and Scooby fucking Doo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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Well he is very fond of the lute(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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There's a new worst rated already:"What a crock of baloney......that might be true in the UK, but it's certainly the opposite in the USA...."
you know what.......................I think he's wrong...............I like dots..................
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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Possibly.................but it doesn't seem likely to me..............DOTS!(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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Something about Morse code?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:42,
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^This reply was as shit as yours(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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We do both need to take some time to consider what we have done here, I think.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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Start a new thread.This one fellates vagrants.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:43,
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i haven't started a new thread in ages i wouldn't know what to sayi had a nice curry for lunch have we had a lunch thread yet?
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I fear so,but you must have something more to offer than merely your lunch?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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The news all day has been about that MP who's wife took his speeding fine TEN YEAR AGO.I can't see why so many people give a fuck about it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:45,
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He's a senior member of the government and he's been charged with perverting ther course of justice.I believe he's the only member of the cabinet to have been charged with a serious crime EVAH.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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So effectively for EVAH since nobody alive can remember that so it might as well not have happened.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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I got in a conversation with the guy at waitrose today, he said "Snow is pointless, they should just stop it, there is no need for snow ever".This must be what it's like talking to me most of the time, I pointed out to him that we can't just ban snow, as people like to ski and ice skate.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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Scuaden FraudeSchaden Freud
Scherden Fraid
The joy of other peoples misery
Is this what it's like being you?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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Is it a reflection on the slowness of today that I laughed at that far more than it deserved?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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^ Is that even English?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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I recognise the words, but I've never seen them in that order before.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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I think it's German.Oh, that's not what you meant.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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He broke the law then lied to police to make his life easier and then got his wife involved.That's not the sort of thing you want from a polititian.
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I donno, Bill Clinton went up in my books when he jizzed over that tart's jacket.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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I think the old cunt cigar made that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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This is a racist joke, thus revealing me to be unintelligent, according to some benders in foreign-land.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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This does explain a lot thoughI read back over my job applications, and what I thought were cogent well argued points was actually me just scrawling Margaret Thatcher, Margaret Thatcher all over the page.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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Do you think tony the tigar goes down on maggy and when he's finnish, he lifts his head up from between here legs and goes "maaaaarrrrrr GREAT !"(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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but your names seem so simlar to me nowand besides how do you know i wasn't just paying him a compliment, i think heveryone here is super-fly
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Steady on there are limits to the depths of iniquity to which I'll sinktl;dr 'Y U SO MEAN'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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They were a superb band right up to and including Electric. A great live act too in those days.And not a dirty beat in sight.
What does that tell you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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'Sonic Temple' was a pile of poo-poo, though.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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Variety is the spice of life and my ipod shuffle is having a bloody good run.Vaccines. Wetsuit
The Cult. She Sells Sanctuary
Camaros. Cheesecake
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You appear to have stuck a Cult reference into a seemingly random list of nouns, here.Let me try:
Earring. Bogey.
The Cult: Revolution
Candles. Blu-tak
I say, what fun this is!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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Billy Idol. Dancing With Myself. I might stop writing this assignment and have a little boogie.
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Billy Idol appears to be a monumental cuntosauruswith his shit sneer and inability to ride his motorbike
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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Generation X were alright, I'm less keen on his solo output.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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A FOF was a gofer for Idol in the 90s.My pal went to the studio to ‘hang out’. The call came down from the vocal booth that ‘Billy needs some coke’ – at which point the FOF makes ‘the call’ and gets a delivery.
He then proceeds to take a fat half of each gram out of each wrap for himself – my pal is appalled. ‘Surely he’ll notice – you’ve taken fucking loads!’
‘Oh no – Billy thinks this much (indicates to tiny crumbs in wrap) is a gram’
END OF ANECDOTE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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HAHA!I can believe that. I've quite enjoyed seeing him live though.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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Reynolds Girls - I'd Rather Jack
St Winifred's Girls Choir - There's No One Quite Like Grandma
Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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i can follow you around shouting shit pop songs in your head if you like?same effect
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Would you do that for me, Quinto?You're a real pal.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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THEYRE MY FAVOURITES1!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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i don't realy know either of themi've never even heard of them TBH
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Oh man, you had me going there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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You just want to ruin things for everyone(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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For SRS BSNSStreet Fighting Man - Rage Against The Machine
Warfair - Clawfinger
Out Of Space - The Prodigy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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Oh go on then, as everyone else isWhere Dreams Go To Die - John Grant
Dancing In The Dark - Bruce Springsteen
Racehorse - Wild Flag.
That could have been a lot more embarrassaing. I've got some Martina McBride on there somewhere for a start.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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Billy Joel - Just The Way You Are
Dethklok - Go Into The Water
J Geils Band - Centrefold
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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Cannot stand Billy Joel and never heard of the other two.
As you were young man.
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You'd know the Centrefold track, but I doubt you'd know Dethklok(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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I will youtube it and see if you are right.
Await further information. HOLD YOUR GROUND SOLDIER.
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yeah, I do know that one, not a fan to be honest but each to their own.(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I'm not a huge fan, but I heard it earlier, and it's been stuck in my head since(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Is he still on it? I thought he was doing Ricky Gervais stuff and CBBC now?(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I thought Billy Connelly ended his comedy shows in 1984,(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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My left arm aches.It's kind of moving down to my fingers and then starting over.
I think I might be about to cark it, lads. Say nice things at my wake, yeah?
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Kroney, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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Which one were you, again?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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