I would bash everyone's faces while playing violent orchestral music and flashing clips of fat shut-ins in their brown undies.
I played Oliver in Oliver! at our school when I was 12.


TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I'VE GOT A NEW JOB!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:13, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Woo! Congrats!
Is it in that there Edinburgh?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:17, Reply)

Yeeeerse!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:18, Reply)

Oh. Does this mean you're moving soon?
What is your new job?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:24, Reply)

Admin in a college. Totally moving in a month!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:25, Reply)

Well, I hope you're both very happy.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Hahhaa that sounded well sarky, you harlot.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

No I really do. I really hope you're happy all the way up there.
I really hope it all works out and that you have a lovely wedding and stuff.


*weeps quietly*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Don't do this Al!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q64jDvTnm8
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:39, Reply)

I can't promise anything.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I really hope that your desision to move to eddingborough is nothing to do with me =/
I was only joking when I said I want to do all the things to you that Attingborough was talking about when documenting the wild.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Congratulations to both.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:23, Reply)

Ta Montague

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:23, Reply)

Congrats!
On both the job and the birthday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Ta our Jeff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Happy burfdy
Happy Job . Well done Roots.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Ta mate.
You never know wots raahnd the corna
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Oh, aye, very true.
Edinberg is well nice, I bet you'll love it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Good stuff, well done.
What would the piece of orchestral music be?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Requiem or summat
BANG TISH BANG TISH BANG TISH BANG TISH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGH
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Congrats Roots.
Now, if you could just pass me some of that Scouse luck my way... I'm off to a jobs fair today, where I shall no doubt proceed to hack and cough all over prospective employers thanks to the irritating tickly cough that crept up on me yesterday.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)

St Jude.
St Jude.
Trust me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Nah.
(Nah, Nah, Nah-na-na-Nah, St Jude)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)

It's at St James Park
So I shall invoke the spirit of Jackie Milburn to help me achieve my goal.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Worst. Fair. EVER.
I bet they don't even have candy floss.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)

well done on surviving in one of the harsehest environment in england

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Yeah, Liverpool's been tough ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Well done!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Ta la!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)