Myself and my friend downed a 2l bottle of Iron Bru each on a trip to that activity centre that the last year of primary schools go to, I think it's called Kingswood.
We really really needed to pee and they wouldn't stop the bus, so we went in the bottles, except there was more than 2l worth of piss, so we used our coats (didn't think to put a lid on the bottle) to hold them and get rid of them when we stopped. It was slippery and I lost grip of the bottle, THEN, the bus stopped or speed up, can't remember, and the bottle rolled all the way down the bus releasing piss everywhere.

Do you remember when someone wrote graphiti at school, when they did those hand-writing tests and said they would get in the police? As an adult, YEAH RIGHT, like that'll happen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I also used to reguarly piss in bushes on the way home from the pub or the sweet shop.
I'm mortifide at the thought, I once took a piss about 3 houses down's bush, in broad daylight. How the hell didn't I make it home? How comes you never see kids pissing in bushes these days?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)

They get all their pisses on the internet now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Lollzors

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)

i saw a boy peeing in a bush a couple of days ago, my girlfriend poited it out
i reported him to the council
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Gonz, if you produced 4 1/2 pints of piss in one go I'd be well worried.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Once you break the seal, I can piss like a racehorse
I'd dread to think how much
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I can tell you it's less than a litre in one go
or you'd be involutarily pissing yourself.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Max piss is usually about a pint.
Working in a pub taught me this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)

How much do those big bottles take in the mid 90s? I'm sure they were 2l.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)

yeah. they did
but mate, 2L of piss is .... too much. Your bladder can hold about 800mL absolute max, and if you hit a certain level pissing is involuntary, you can't stop it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Oh shit, it was both of us pissing in the same bottle (naturally one at a time) now I think about it.
That makes more sense.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)

2L is 3.52 pints.
I know this because I spent half of my mid-teens in off licenses performing complicated strength/volume/price equations.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Fair dos
My mind isn't on it today.

Still, it's about 3 times the capacity of a human bladder.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)

You have a gay bladder

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I may indeed.
However, it's the same size as any other fucker's.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)

spent half of my mid-teens in off licenses performing complicated strength/volume/price equations. lapped up 3.52 pints of Gonz's piss from the floor of a bus many years ago
(TheColonel, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Damn you, TheColonel - that was supposed to be a secret.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)