oh aye?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:31, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Things are pretty sweet right now init.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:35, Reply)

I hope you get AIDS
/single
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Oh. Is he one of those who is 'getting some'?
puh!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:38, Reply)

He's young and pretty ans soulless, of course he's getting some

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:39, Reply)

:(
I'm even contemplating a proper dating site where you pay and stuff, but they are expensive and I have rooms to paint
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:41, Reply)

Me and my housemates are going speed dating on Tuesday.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:42, Reply)

but but but
you said you had a lady? Have I missed something?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:44, Reply)

No you've missed nowt.
We're just going to laugh at all the tragedies on a speed dating night on Valentine's Day. I'm going to call myself Pablo and tell every single woman there I want to share my entire life with them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Well, it'll give them a story
and no way it'll back fire on you!

*awaits next week's episode of Barryoaks*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:49, Reply)

And you're willing to pay for this out of your own pocket.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Only a tenner.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Each to their own.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Haha, you should let us give you and your mates lines to try.
- I drink sweat like it's cola
- The rash isn't contagious, or so the african 'lady' assured me. I got it, but doesn't mean you'll get it.
- You remind me of my cousin, it's OK, we're not blood related.

...etc
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Between 350-680kg."
Or, for that matter, anything else in this thread:

www.b3ta.com/talk/7356182
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:37, Reply)

that is an excellent thread

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Yaaay, I remember that one =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:56, Reply)

At the moment I might as well be too seeing as she's 300 miles away.
Currently trying to find out the address of her work place so I can send flowers for Tuesday but I have literally no idea how I'm going to find out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I may have done this.
if her employer has a website there's often an address on it
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:59, Reply)

See, I have almost the opposite problem.
In the last week or two my outward facade as a hard-hearted cynical bastard has completely melted and I've developed a staggering crush on this lass who works for the same company, in the same line of work at another site.

Since I've spoken to her grand total of three times (two of these times were on the phone) I don't know her well enough to make any kind of gesture, or indeed gauge how well my sense of humour would be received.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I said I was going to send her some to embarrass her.
And she went "I've actually never had anything for Valentines Day so I'd be well chuffed" which = PLEASE SEND ME SOME FLOWERS. I think. Either way on the card I'm going to put "told you I'd embarrass you x".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)

It'll turn out she
gets hay fever or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:40, Reply)

At this rate she's getting nowt.
I can't find any flowers for less than about 30 quid. I ain't paying that for a bit of a laugh/slightly romantic gesture.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:44, Reply)

25 delivered, job done.
Just need to find out her work address now. I've found the biggest bunch of tackiest horrible flowers in the world.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:49, Reply)