I thought Valentines Day would be a good time, since she was all loved up and wined and dined,
to bust out the Angry Pirate.

I am now single.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:10, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

should have gone with a donkey punch

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:11, Reply)

like a dilithium crystal, all dressed up and no warp drive to go

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I didn't get to dip my rods into her reactor core
for AGES
( Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:13, Reply)

If only she loved your "ketracel-white" as much as the Jem'Hadar
:(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I had to manually purge the plasma manifolds etc etc

( Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Think I'm going to have to change my pants now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)

should have gone with the windmill.
all chicks love a good cock windmill.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Should have gone with the Dirty Sanchez.
"Ay, Essay. You reeally like thees".

Bitches love that shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:15, Reply)

we sooo need to hook you up with swipe
the clumsy, desperate sex would be a site to behold, i can imagine attenburgh describing it as an uncoordinated orangutan repeatedly falling off an oily sea cow
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)

ahahaha! you sick bastard.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)

it's like you can see right into our bedroom

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:23, Reply)

i fucken wish

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)

if only you had a longer neck...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

stoop-id

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)

you're 'avin' a giraffe!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Should've done
the Strawberry Cheesecake. Really puts them in their place.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:17, Reply)

One Urban Dictionary search later.
Nice one!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)

and i thought he was just saying words that
sounded like they might eb something nasty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)

himjim?
no, that is one sick puppy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Needs putting down, I reckon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Too right, fat bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

HEY
I'm just cuddly.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

So would you say you were more of a bear than an otter?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

More of a beaver really.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

bucked toothed, hairy of back and live in a dam
you are some catch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)

why would you punch a woman during sex? thats really weird and i don't think its right that you should do that
i kinda like the idea of the woman punching me tho, like really hard in the face as she comes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

It's unlikely for a rape victim to orgasm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I thought that until I assaulted Quinten's mum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

you'd be surprised

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

More Chompy-isms right here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

i'm definitely not him, i'm nobodys comedy account
i don't do comedy, and manolith checked my IP address, so ther
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Yeah but with all the roundabouts and cycle paths in Milton Keynes
you might have rerouted your internet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)

and we all know
his cyclepathic tendencies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

You certainly don't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Some women enjoy being hurt during sex
Some women even liked being punched...

They didn't have any of that in "The Joy of Sex". Really surprised me.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

i have never met any of these woman and hope that i never do
their poor fathers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Naughty joke from Chompy:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1376735
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Ouch

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
Two; one to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

What's the number one cause... etc,

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

It is something nasty
and I'd never do it to you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)