the day being shallow and cuntish becomes socially acceptable
is a sad, sad day, badger o'mine.

mind you, it's also a sad sad sad day when you are weirdly arrogant and think you can comment on other people despite the fact that you have never achieved anything other than a shitty little admin job and have never moved more than 5 mins away from your parents. who still do your washing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hahaha, is this a descitprtion of psychochomp?
i hope its accurate
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Chomps' Dad owns the NHS?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)

see any bash pics for confirmation of the accuracy of my description
it doesn't really matter which one you look at, he'll be the one in the same plastic leather jacket and polyester table-cloth shirt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)

See, what you've done there is confuse things you can see in a photo with things you can't.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

snurk

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)

christ, you want to fuck him really bad don't you?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)

that's your answer for everything
it explains why sasha left you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)

sahsa never left me
charlotte left me, fucken charlotte, i was too good for her anyway.

but seriously, look at teh strength of your statement, it doesn't take much to see the subtext
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)

words on the internet
you can give them whatever subtext you like!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I'm thinking more that she already did and he kicked her out of bed.
a woman spurned and all that...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)

thats waht i said a while ago and it got on the popular page
see? b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1519492#post1519506
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)

You and me man
Purveyors of Internet Truth, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)

it doesn't have to be about sex for someone to be a nasty shallow cunt, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

See, I don't really much care who likes each other and who doesn't and the petty fight between you doesn't really bother me a great deal apart from it being a little tedious.
But you just edited that to add the second part. Why bother? Why actively think 'maybe I wasn't rude enough about him, I better add some more'?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

SEXUAL TENSION

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:59, Reply)

It's the only explanation.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:59, Reply)

i don't know
why bring logic and reason into anything?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Yeah.
What did the Enlightenment ever do for us?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I'd totally let my mum do my washing if she lived close by.
She wouldn't. She's not a fucking idiot. But I'd totally let somebody do my washing if they lived close by and were a fucking idiot and offered to do my washing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

In my case
close by.
She wouldn't. She's not a fucking idiot. But I'd totally let somebody do my washing if they lived close by and were a fucking idiot and offered to do my washing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)

So what you're saying is that the only thing you miss about your departed mother is her willingness to wash your shitty keks?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I miss the blow jobs.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)

If you can stand the smell of formalin then you can still have a go.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)

You heartless bastard.
It was during a blow job that she choked to death.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I know.
I was there.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)

*rimshots*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)

shot job
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Are you suggesting that b3th rimmed scarpe
while AA's mother sucked him off, and AA lay in his room playing Green Day loudly to block out the sounds?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I'm afraid I am not merely suggesting it.
I am stating it as a definite fact - one which I must insist you tell everyone you know (and indeed everyone you don't know) immediately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Well, thanks for that.
What part of 'our little secret' didn't you get?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Fucking hell dad! I had no idea you were 'b3th' on here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)

well yeah, but you want to be great like elvis buit without the tassles

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

The only reason you know though
is because you were watching through the window, you disgust me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I'm afraid I was not merely watching.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

During a blowjob?
Impressive projection.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)