Extremely drunken men.
Except Stunned. Who drinks shandy.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I was driving!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

The Apple won't do you a cider top.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I'll get in training.
Start with Stronbow move on to the Scrumpy Jack and after a few weeks will be on the cloudy cider.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

How long before you reach Old Rosie then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

A lifetime.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Tis rather vicious stuff
I once had a couple of pints during an afternoon drinking session, was quite a mistake.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Is that the cider that when you sneeze you shit yourself?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I have no idea

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

The landlady of one of my locals
limits you to two pints of the stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Very sensible

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

It is, rather.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

+ the fairy bus

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Of course you were.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Driving? In fucking London?
There these things, right, you might have heard of them, called buses. And there's a train service that - you'll never believe this one - RUNS UNDERGROUND!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Stunned doesn't use public transport.
It's for poor people and cleaners.
( wanderlust, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Is the correct answer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

you forgot + AND IT SMELLS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Of Aldi and jobseekers allowance

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

i was going to say
of sweat, shit and desperation. but that's the same thing anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

It's full of people with grubby paws who never clean their hands after their shite and leave the mess on all the handrails and stuff
it's all one big bacterial experiment worse than anything Porton Down could ever fashion
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

and people who eat hot smelly food
and leave the rancid packets - which would never ever pass "the window test" - on the seats. yes, thank you, i did want that massive grease spot on my designer pearl grey skirt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I don't look back with any fondness at my two year stint of getting the tramp wagon into town

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)

i hate it, i really fucking hate it
the district line limping its way through the rush hour, or the piccadilly line thronged with cunts who choose the rush hour to take 10 suitcases on it, can get your whole day off to a bad start.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Where are they rushing to?
Their cleaning jobs and the YMCA, that's where.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Rest assured if he had really been driving
those dead school trip nippers would be on the second page of the papers today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I was a bit worried when I dropped Jeff at the station yesterday.
But luckily we carved through traffic and red lights and the Filth couldn't keep up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)