this did you no favours yesterday
and it will do you no favours today. poor stoopy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

it was soooo cool when monica did that favour for phoebe and chandler found her messy cupboard and they raised their eyeborws and all the tops fell off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

hahaha, what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0084945/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)

"messy cupboard" has got to be the best new euphamism for an unkempt vagina.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)

A mate of mine was explaining to me about a girl he had recently been with being very hairy downstairs.
He said it was like a black lab had crawled onto her lap and died. He then referred to her as "dead dog" for the rest of the convo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Haha you know all the classiest people.

( Kroney, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

oh yeah
and i'm sure your mate just looooooves to spend £60 a month having some stranger glooping red hot wax all over his most delicate bits and then ripping it off. and then massaging oil in. and NOT in a good way. i'm sure his "area" is beautifully kempt with not a hair in sight.

fucking men. they should be grateful for what they are given.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Any bloke who doesn't keep his downstairs in check is fucking disgusting.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Do you veet your balls?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)

oh dear will you not suck me off if I don't trim Barry?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)

and hairy arses
it's just not a good look, to have a thick black bristly doormat down there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)

What can you do about a hairy arse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)

It's called back, sack and crack for a reason, Apers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

They're bloody painful

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I'm nowhere near bent enough to try.
And I am, as rswipe regularly identifies, pretty bent.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

i only say that cos you won't sleep with me
wedding ring my (non-hairy) arse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)

yeah?
well, however sensitive your back is, i can assure you that a foof is 100 times more sensitive.

so next time you whinge about a hairy mary.........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I'm not going to go into the biology
but unless you've got stupendously saggy curtains, waxing balls is going to hurt a metric fuckton more than waxing mimsy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)

i was talking about arses
shaved balls give me the creeps! if i want to play snooker, i'll go down the pub.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)

being a girl, i don't know
but there must be something.

really, it can be dreadfully offputting. like a big black tiger stripe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

(leaves quietly)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)

depends what you mean.
Trim - maybe. If you're shaving or waxing you're just compensating for a small cock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

ah, the "optical inch"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

After all, he's there to eat, not floss

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)