I've made bobby cry because he has realised that he is stuck with a future full of stinky ginger minges
when did you last make someone cry, did they deserve it? When did you last cry you fucking ponce?

alt: Mightybadger has broken his arm, what bones have you broken and how?

altalt: lunch; for the fatties amongst you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:36, 56 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's been rather a while since I made anyone cry
My friend cried when she saw the effort a couple of us had put in to making sure she had a good sending off before she went to Singapore for a year.

Alt: Humerus - Fell out of a tree
Tibia & fibia - Fell down the stairs
5th(?) metatarsal - Was running, and stamped on a broken paving slab.

Alt alt: Rabbit madras
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

How's the madra work out? can you tell it's rabbit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Aye, the texture is beautiful, and it's rather tasty
I've managed to remove 90% of the bones from it, but little ones keep popping up, which is rather annoying
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Broke a rib 4 weeks ago, falling over when extremely drunk. Never broken a bone before.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)

I don't envy you there, I bruised mine, that was rather hellish

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Fortunately you carry enough padding to protect against a break

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)

This was before I was fat
I was in the mosh pit at a festival, half fell over, took a rather solid knee to the ribs, this was on the first day. The next 2 days weren't quite as enjoyable as I'd hoped they would be.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I didn't see this when I said I'd broken a rib below.
You poor bastard. You must only just be not in agony every time you breathe if you only did it 4 weeks ago.

I'm rather glad I'm not you. Well, I guess that's always been true anyway, but even more so now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:34, Reply)

When I told Monty he had nice eyes
he teared up a bit.

Alt - right thumb, 3 times. Cracked a shin and broken a rib.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Broken ribs hurt. A lot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Curious little fuckers aren't they
A simple arm raise can set off horrible spasms of pain.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Sneezing and coughing = AGONY

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I did mine in 2010. In Spring.
I get Hayfever.


Not a good combination.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I made your mum cry
Course she fucking deserved it, she shouldn't have struggled.

Alt: I broke your mum's arm during the above struggle. I have never broken one of my own bones.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

i have broken my humerous

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)

that would explain why youre so nisrable all the time.
Ermnm... I mean, if you were, which you don't seem to be, but for the sake of the pun between humerous and humour'erst, let's go with you are.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)

i've got a proper grump on now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I have never broken a bone.
I have smashed the cartilege in my shoulder, though. That resulted in me spending three months completely unable to lift my arm above hip height and over a year of twinges. It still aches in damp weather ten years later.

I made a girl cry a few months ago.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)

popular page looks a bit shit today, doesn't it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I just don't understand why it isn't filled with my hilarious posts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)

i keep clicken 'em, it must be everyone else's fault

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I'm just lucky to have a true friend like you, Quents
The rest of them can fuck off.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

clickin dis

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Cheers bud

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)

pretty sure my mom cried when I refused to watch the latest twilight with her
I cried last weekend when my friends bought me a birthday cake

Alt I havent broken a bone or had lunch, ive only just woke up
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Apparently Robert Pattison grew up round the corner from my house and still lives in the area

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Wikipedia confirms this
I shall look out for a sparkly skinned ponce next time I pop to the butchers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)

if you see his gf.....cunt punt

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I'm more likely to see his mum as she still lives here
shall I cunt punt her and all?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

nah

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)

ive broken a bone in my leg that i did when drunk at 16 or soo.
I crashed round my mate who lives across the road. I woke up at 3 in the morning and phoned my mum up saying "maaaaa, I think I need to go hospital =(" exact quote, that Emilie face too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)

You wish spakkers, you sad simple twat.
Friday when I explained to my housemate why she was a cunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Was it because she was ginger?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)

No, I like gingers.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)

+ because i'm too fat to get anything else

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)

because you are fat and they all you can get, we've covered this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Hi ten!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)

*chest bumps*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

i like breasts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

You sad simple twat

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1542357

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1542396
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)

its almost as good as superfly keep saying 'your mum'
...and theres those that say i'm ruining this place
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:34, Reply)

haha, i like how you keep saying sad simple twat hahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Naked Ape had a little cry and a 'cheer me up bogwank' in the bogs at work when he found out he'll have to declare his rental income and pay 40% tax on it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Last person I made cry
Was my wife... apparently I hadnt washed up correctly and due to it being a particular time in the lunar calendar this showed a lack of love.

Alt:
Nose, skull, scapula, most fingers, 6 ribs, tib/fib, left wrist, ankle, radius/ulna left, cheek, I have pretty much covered most of my body there, all of these are over 15 years ago as I used to enjoy a bot of teh old BMX and Skateboarding, unfortunately due to being quite shit I used to break a lot of bones. Also My right knee cap still pops off after dislocating my knee and doing the ACL when a scrum collapsed on me and I had another players leg trapped in the crux of my knee as the weight of teh players above levered my leg in half.

Lunch, Smoking and coffee.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

womens be crazy
am i right bonzodog29? AM I WRITE?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)

He's mugged you off like a cunt here, no respect, no reply.
He ain't worth the effort, leave it out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

i'm fuming gonz, proper goin chompy at the clopper >:I
i reckon everyone here has me on ignore
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)

This post is so manly it has chest hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Sorry I didnt mean it to be
I was just shit at "extreme" sports but so loved them, if it helps the rugby thing was at a boarding school so I am repressing memories of the rough buggering that I had at the hands of the sports master.

Either that or Maggies withdrawl of free milk left me with shit bones
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I made my niece cry on Saturday by telling her off for slapping me.
And I cried a little on Saturday watching Mitchell & Webbs Sherlock Holmes with dementia sketch.

Which is really fucking gay, I accept.


I broke a rib, which is about the most painful fucking thing I can ever imagine doing. You know how most pain you forget what it feels like after it is over? I can't forget the three weeks of agony of a broken rib.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

You're not putting your imagination to much use.
Having an above the knee amputation keeps you roaring in pain for a good week no matter how much morphine they give you to shut you up.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

You've let me down, you've let B3ta down and most importnatly you've let yourselves down
*goes to do some work*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

talk's pretty happening right now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Last person I made cry was my idiot co-worker
apparently my withering contempt was a little too obvious.

Now I have a performance objective to pretend she has something to contribute.

I've never broken a bone, for I am mighty.

What's this about Monty being proposed to on Wednesday? I reckon it's Stunned, the big gayer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

You're just jealous.
You toe toucher.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)