Haha, see I'd have thought that's what the "prefer not to say" box was for
After all, if you want to tick "other," they invite you to specify...I don't think "your mum" would go down too well with whoever processes the form.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you do know that you should have to give them this answer now, don't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I guess it's less potentially dangerous than putting "paedophile," as discussed above

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)

put both
"if you're not living on the edge, you take up too much room"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

So, in short:
"Other: I'd be up to my balls in any young sprog I could lay my hands on if your mother didn't phone up slavering to sit on my cock every time I've got five minutes to spare"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

perfect
sheer genius
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

except the "five minutes" claim
yeah, right.

or are you saying you do it five times?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I need at least four minutes to wipe the scary, foaming snatch-gunk off my unmentionables...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

ew!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I don't think it's supposed to fizz...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

snatchgunk?
SNATCHGUNK?

vile
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

froth at the clopper, not fizz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I am worried now
It's like when you make one of those "volcanoes" in school by throwing bicarb into a pot of vinegar...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I'll volcano you in a minute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)

how gay are you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I'd fuck you, that's how gay I am

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)

well yeah, but that just proves you have eyes and a pulse, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Actually, I'm sorry about that!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

too late now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)

If you tick the "prefer not to say"
They will just assume you are in the closet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

This^
also, I have no problem saying, but it's not their damn bussiness.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I didn't know "Tumnusexual" was a real thing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:23, Reply)