friday night puntastic youtube disco
theme: metals

Iron Maiden
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ToNJHgp-w

Goldie Looking Chain
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vX4ETlCr4A

Been caught stealing/steeling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs&ob=av2n


GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:33, 74 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hopefully not, I saw her but didn't say 'hi'. I got a date tomo with the doctor. I think it's a date, anyway.
I can't think up any more metal puns, and I fear this thread will lead to youtube links of heavy metal music, which I generally don't like (except Offspring, they're good).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:37, Reply)

nah, you could do Goldie
Goldfrap, something with Melting in the title, there's plenty of non-heavy metal metals
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

*See's what iTunes comes up with*
Alanises Morryset: IRONic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

good pun
bad tune
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

wait, I thought that was last week

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)

And the week before, third time's the charm.
I can't remember what happened first week, but last week she had a migrain all day saturday and I couldn't do the sunday.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)

good luck!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)

This came on on Saturday when I was coming up.
youtu.be/oS6wfWu0JvA
Unbelievable scenes, been playing it non stop since.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)

you and you're crazy remixes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

I'm a covers man now
This is lovely; youtu.be/TIH5C2S7WSw
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)

evening from the spastic end of the autistic spectrum
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfB7vF7nCdA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

for gonz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd-A-iiPoLg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I fucking love iron and wine
Saw him at Greenman, last thing I saw before the burning of the greenman and my epic 3am trip home thinking I was going to get caught by a serial killer and getting stopped by the police
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)

2012 is my year of folk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)

how about folkish rock?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUHfAChgBA&ob=av2e

this band's album is out tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)

das ist gut

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)

I know the singer
my facebook newsfeed is full of that, the other friend with work being shown at fashion week, and loads of other people being successful.

Then another friend made it better with a text about how he'd impressed his workmates by eating a WHOLE maltloaf
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)

I know Frank Turner, but I have never eaten a whole maltloaf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

in this time of easy celebrity
you want someone with REAL achievements
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Oh, I quite like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

"Chromengel" = "chrome angel".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgZQe9wMREQ
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

not much of a sing along, that
:)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)

This one's even less tuneful.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvIB0QDwZkM

I'm really struggling to find anything here, and for some reason they're all by German-speaking artists. There's Asmus Tietchens's "Die Nacht als Blei" (the night in lead) too, but that doesn't seem to be on Youtube.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Then of course there's this gold-plated classic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYtzNl48F60
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

haha
lovely

It's like a robot humping a child's toy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

And something more pleasant from former Zoviet France man Robin Storey.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHl3iLbGw7A
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)

not much happens in it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Steely Dan and Sun Ra, now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMOjv-VVxAY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLtWejqFC8w

You can tell I'm just combing through these alphabetically.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)

I have listened and enjoyed these
thank you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:25, Reply)

No problem.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Hood, and the obvious one from Black Sabbath.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slzyv07XZJw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LjbMVXj0F8
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Excellent cover of Iron Man:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8Zwo2myZc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Esmerine, with a surprisingly light tune for one of the hardest and heaviest metals known to mankind.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuKtfIclS9c
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Kraftwerk, with another one from the bottom of the periodic table.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePW52C5YBbA
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)

You gotta love Sun Ra

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)

For chrome, I nominate Chrome Hoof
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsbXIERktOQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)

i have not heard this before
and I like it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)

They are worth seeing live

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Anvils are made of Metal, will that do?
Anvil
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhpVtNw7hd4
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)

anvil are shit, that's why they failed no other reason

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

I've never listened to them before, I just had no idea what else to post

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

i watched the movie
it's tragic, but only because they don't realise that they are shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Ahh, tis a shame

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)

they also help to work metal
a double whammy!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)

And, would you believe it, "Amboss" is German for anvil.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTZeaAIDvTo
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Oh, here's one, as you can see, I've skipped to the right bit.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uKrf81_5Bg8#t=118s

Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip - Development.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHmTY47TkhE
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

mercury rev
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd8ddBIQO5U&feature=fvst
OK that was a rough live version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xJbEoc5sDw
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)

This should cover everything:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b2Uy1TDAl4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Also, evening all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)

certainly does
evenin

i found delicious wine in my fridge. Some chump left it there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:35, Reply)

I found beer in my kitchen
I put it there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)

my remote is broken and now i'm stuck with 'old tricks'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Throw your shoe at it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

that'll just knock the box off my massive crt
ahhhhh all the buttons i pressed have happened at once and now i'm stuck with russel howard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Switch it off
TV is shit and is for cunts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)

but the remote is broken
and all i'll be left with is you cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Then the only option left is to delete your account
Then kill yourself
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)

One for Monty:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfniG-AdSC4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Tin - dersticks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xske6k755SE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Snort
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSq8ZBdSxNU
(berk, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

someone get me a beer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

don't worry
I drunk wine for you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)

its ok i dun got beer now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

You could've got me one while you were there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)

you wanted me to kill myself a minute ago
no beer for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I was merely offering advice
It didn't necessarily reflect my personal opinion.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:29, Reply)

well i do value your opinion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Then you should definitely kill yourself.
But get me a beer first.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

then how will you get a second beer?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)

This will be my second beer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Last one before I go to bed
To make up for Berk's poor choice for gold: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zotzbUZsR9k&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)

This tune has haunted me from childhood. I only found out what it was last week.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DAiZWzahDI&feature=related
... Cracking!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 23:44, Reply)

A sticky subject..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISrbjr7kyr8&feature=related
Superlative show, great groove, double ententre filled lyrics.
What more could you want?
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 23:54, Reply)