you'll be fine by 3
i have a new roommate at work and she wants the aircon on freezing (to be fair, since this hardcore detox i am cold ALL THE TIME so i had the heating on max and she has turned it to halfway but i swear i can see my breath in here).

how can i win this thermostat stealth war?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:48, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Put a jumper on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

i am already wearing one :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Take it off and point to erect freezing nips

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Punch her in the minge then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Tit fight
Its the only way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

we have no jelly
sorry to disappoint
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Blowjob Competition ! I promse I at the end I won't just declare myself the winner and take the troffie for myself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I'm sure you're excellent at giving blowjobs Gonz - but I fail to see how this will help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

i was going to say, surely the trophy is...
... a metric fuckton of spunk?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

20 years' worth of backed-up jizz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

mmm
chewy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

oh god I feel sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Like a wax dart

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I've heard that blokes are way better at sucking cock 'cus they know exactly the right bit.
Like to press down on that little bit of willy thats inside you behind your balls.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

You heard that from my dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

pffft
girls do that too! and you don't get to play with tits at the same time if you have a guy doing it. well, unless you have your own bitch-tits, i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Hah, and along the same lines of thinking....with blokes you get a textures-sensation of a good bit of facial hair.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)

You're missing the point here. Firstly, if she puts the thermo on cold and puts on a jumper, she has relinquished control and bypassed the win.
Secondly, if swipey can simply just put a jumper on, then surly the reverse is acceptable; that you put the heating on up and the workmate can sit in her bra and knickers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

the workmate has a killer figure
i would not enjoy this. it would annoy me too much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Hook a bro' up, yo'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

she has a bf
sorry mein lieb
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Sad Times & Never Minds

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Har har
your diet has left your body with zero energy to maintain its internal temperature. You are going to get hypothermia and die.
( Kroney, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

i think there may actually be some truth in the first sentence
not the second though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Expand your field of operations
child porn on the desktop, that bitch is outta there
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

interesting
i'm sure someone here has a stack of specialist child porn i could borrow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Labs RIP my niggah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

yeah that hardworking labs
damn him and his job
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Finally, a sensible plan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

This might be a crazy suggestion, but
How about, instead of engaging in a stealth war and talking to us about it, you talk to her and find a suitable compromise between you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Then punch her in the cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)

where's the fun in that?
but if we're being boring, how do you think the dial ended up in the middle, meaning that she is still too hot and i am still too cold?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Then you should put your cold bits against her hot bits
/sweatyhands
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)

stealth is the answer, simply add one degree at a time everytime she is out of the office

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Is it a digital or analogue
thermostat?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)