seriously?
Your skint, you do not need to spend £250 on a fucking 'road' bike. Get a second-hand hybrid for £100. bikeshd.co.uk/

OK, will shut up, I seem to be grumpy this morning, but you're still a twat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You are like literally well grumpy? What's got up in your grill?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

The road

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

illiterate fucktards, like you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

He's feeling a bit hot under the collarbone
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

he does seem a little fragile today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)

He has the weight of the Flidd on his shoulder

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I'm guessing
He's been taking opiates.
The opiates have worn off.
He can't quite understand why he is so tetchy.
He needs more opiates.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Thanks for the link.
Thanks for the advice.

No thanks for the rudeness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Dunno why he's giving bike advice in the first place,
when he's obviously in dire need of stabilisers, himself.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Emotional and physical ones, it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

just because you would prefer a new saddle/handlebars
to resting where someone else's sweaty nutsack, hairy arsecrack, and warty fingers have been does not mean you are wrong.

it means he is a pervert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Is that your chin?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)

you're a pervert too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

In other news
Pope found to be Catholic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

She says it like it is a bad thing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

it depends who the recipient is
as to whether it's a good thing, to be encouraged. or a Bad Thing, to be killed with fire.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Ah this is the old distinction between the same behaviour meaning different things depending on who it is:
Someone you find attractive = flirting
Someone you find unattractive = creepy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

EXACTLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

This puts me firmly in the "unattractive to swipe" category
Must be as I'm not gay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Her chin's seen more balls than the snooker ball cahmpionships

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

sadly none of them were as smooth and free-rolling
nor were the cues as long
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

but some were as chalky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)

*worries about your blue powdery nob*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

go on...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)

i'm done

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)