Rant
1) Gemma was only a year older, a 16 year old and a 15 year old is not the same as sexual assault on an adult and child, implying anything else is a disservice to victims of that.
2) I *think* The fraud she was convicted of was for claiming compensation falsely. And if it wasn't, how many people have lied to get someone into bed? They didn't even "Sexual Contact" (on the Jeremy Kyle scale).
3) This Jessica person is all over the TV and gossip papers, gaining much attention and money.
4) The papers are portraying an autistic teenager with transgender/sexual-identity issues, as a sexual predator and fraudster.

I'm not saying pretending to be someone else is right, but it's hardly worth vilifying someone on the front page of national papers. LGBT campaigners must be gutted about how this is being treated by the media.

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4176927/Boy-girl-groper-ruined-my-life.html
www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/agony-of-teen-victims-of-gemma-barker-752654
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110430/Gemma-Barker-jailed-Vctims-girl-dressed-boy-date-speak-anguish.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

alt: Anything enraged you lately?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:22, 162 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

she could grope me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

But only if she dressed as a boy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

yes, is that gay?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

It only becomes gay when you start tasting sweetcorn.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

haha!
Fuck, that makes last night's meal gay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

you rimmed a man in some public toilets for your dinner?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Don't be silly.
He did it for the money to but the dinner,
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I'll but you in a minute
wait...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

It is confusing
conf aro

This is why I am no longer allowed to attend the pantomime.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Widow twanky was never the same again
"he's behind YOU!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Yes, and
I'm intrigued by the legal implications of having sexual activity with a 16 year old girl, which would be legal, if you believed her to be a 16 year old boy, which wouldn't.

You should go test this out for me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

this will be interesting.
while what you say it correct, it's basically a lot like what freefair said that got him called a pedo. Won't happen to you Gonz, of course.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

He/she must have got fingers and tops though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I donno, didn't see what he said.
If he said the same thing though, I think he was right.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

He said that teenage girls should be allowed to disguise themselves as boys in order to finger other teenage girls
Probably.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I like this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Paedo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

It should be the first thing they all do the moment they hit 16 years old.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

We all did that Gonz.
Were you not invited?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)

It was a top weekend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Oh great, yet ANOTHER social garla where my "invitation got lost in the post".
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

the media portray those with age biased sexual identy issues as dirty pedos
unbelieveable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

EMF's socially aware but rather over-wordy first draft....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

They must have been a bit thick.
Surely they noticed she had man-meat?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

What story are you reading?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Don't know, but it sounds hot!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Chockys Children.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Bloody hell, I hadn't thought about that in about 30 years.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

'member Grinny Granny?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Just been reading some of his short stories.
The Seeds of Time. Although seeing he published an earlier collection called Jizzle, made me do a little lol.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

i honestly couldn't tell you who 'He' is anymore without referring to Google.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)

John Wyndham.
His most famous book was Day of the Triffids.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Yeah, I just googled it.
I had no clue it was him.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

You dunce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:59, Reply)

du no

...wait...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)

A classic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

The Railway children.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I'd do the one that looked under age but was, like, 19.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Sally Thomsett?
Unless you're referring to the brother.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)

That's the one.
Wonky toothed tease.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Racist.
We call them 'black youths' these days. Tsk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)

The Sun one.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

You're not reading it very carefully, are you?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Barker's another teenage girl.
She first fell victim when Barker posed as a boy named Luke Jones.

Jessica dated "Luke" but the relationship fell apart when "he" groped her. She then took up with Connor without realising he was also Barker in another guise.

Sadly for the besotted girl, she was convinced Connor was her first true love and was in bed with "him" when she was assaulted.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Yes, no man-meat in sight. Or in site, if you prefer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Yeah, exactly...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I apologise.
Should have read an absence of...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:59, Reply)

this was pretty dim and enraged me
i saw the dumbest thing i've ever seen yesterday. this dozy woman just walked out into the traffic, right into the path of a speeding motorbike. everyone on the pavement was screaming because she was clearly about to get pasted into an integral part of the fleet street tarmac. somehow the motorbike managed to skid to a halt, about 3mm from this stupid woman's side.

after he had ridden on, what did this woman do? (a) run back to the pavement or onto the central reservation? or (b) stand still exactly where she was in the middle of the road, turn round, and start calling back to her friend about what a narrow escape she'd just had….. so that the taxi speeding towards her had to slam on its brakes and also missed hitting her by about 5mm…. talk about darwinism in action.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Strikes me that that is pretty much the opposite of Darwinism, no?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)

only because of the brakes on the car/bike
left to herself, she'd have removed those genes right out of the pool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Look at me, being all annoyed that a woman didn't die...


I may need some fresh air.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)

my friend and i saved a chinese girl in the same spot a few months ago
she was literally just about to walk out in front of a bus, and we grabbed her to pull her back. she looked annoyed at first, then really really shocked.

how can you not see a bloody massive red double decker bus bearing down on you, ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Did you amke her go back to the sweatshop to make you some more shoes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)

don't be so horrifically offensive
not with eyesight like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)

If she got knocked down
I'd have pretended to help, dressed as a boy and then fingered her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)

interesting
why would you not be dressed as a boy in the first place?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Because I am a MAN, treaks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

oh sorry
i didn't quite get that when we met.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

*breaks heart*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

it's ok
it was cold, you were drunk...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

It wasn't that cold, err...

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)

noted
duly noted
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Good point

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

hahahaha!
POTD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

11/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

that's (not) what she said

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Tourest? She needs to read my very clever and witty article.
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/life/paulypops/a-practical-guide-for-americans-to-london-during-the-london-olympics-of-2012-part/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Alt: I am in a permanent state of mild-to-middling rage.
The misuse of 'literally' makes me want to kill and kill again.

For example.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Only online though, I've never seen you anything with a smile on your face, an the pin-prick eyes just make the smile seem larger.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)

This is true, he's a right old hippy IRL

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Don't blow my cover, man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Sorry Bob.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)

it is, literally, quite annoying.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)

wow that's like so random
like
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)

alt
I've just come out of a meeting and because other people have fucked up some project tasks, I need to cancel a week off I had planned for next week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Wouldn't happen, mate.
Let them sort their own fuck ups out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Makes me look good
Agreeing to it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)

There really ought to be rules on what details papers can reveal.
Names, for example, should only be released if it's genuinely in the public interest. Some 16 year old girl dressing up in jeans and a hoody to finger her mates isn't in the public interest. The only reason it's being reported is salaciousness sells papers. The law ought to to be protecting Gemma as much as her "victims" in this case. As it is, the poor fucking bitch is going to have to live with the social consequences of this for the rest of her life.

She's a sexually confused teenager that made a string of stupid mistakes because she got away with it the first time. That doesn't make somebody a rapist and it doesn't deserve vilification in the national press.

The coverage of this case has made me feel more sorry for the crim than the victims.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:12, Reply)

*takes notes for own defence*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

translation:
i spent this morning locked in the gents wanking myself stupid over this story of teen lickers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)

S'a good point
doubt she'd get as much sympathy if the genders were all reveresed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Don't you? That's terribly presumptuous of you.

( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Don't I what?
make sense fucknugget.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

You don't think she'd get as much sympathy if the genders were reversed.

( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)

not actually what I said.
I said I doubt she'd get as much sympathy if the genders were all reveresed. A fine distinction maybe, but still.

ANd I do doubt it, I think is this was a 16 year old boy dressing up as a girl to get of with his mates, he should get just as much sympathy, but I doubt he would.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:37, Reply)

saddly i think youre right, plus he would get proper beating in jail...
... But personally I would be thinking the exact same thing about the situation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:46, Reply)

me too Gonz, me too.
it's a sick, sad world.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Well, AA seemed to get away with it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I didn't bother with that.
I just stood in the open doorway.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)

i find the best way to stop walking in on someone wanking is to stay in one place while having a wank.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)

lol
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2111064/Man-accused-sex-act-train-walks-free-court-judge-says-men-fiddle-public.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

this sorry excuse for flesh and bone, enrages me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgpFwzEwZa4

If you can watch this without getting the urge to kill then i suggest that you sir, are a robot sir.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I quite like her

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)

They are both cunts of the highest order

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)

She has two?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)

maygbe, i dunno
just saying that peaches geldof and Fern Cotton and fucking dicks and should be locked away.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)

you're making less sense than Kroney now.
I suspect you may be gay.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)

What's not to understand
i hate peaches Geldof and fern Cotton, i wish death on both of them
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Had you said this at any point, it would have been understandable, yes.
You muttered something about a woman with two cunts and wanting to put dicks in jail.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)

This story was out a while ago and has been republished hasn't it? It's a bit creepy but not evil.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I think the story appeared, and now she's been convicted, so it's reappeared

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

that'll work.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

When did you come to the realisation that you were the board bitch?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Rory called me it a while back, it amused me at the time
Haven't seen any replacement for it yet.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)

im pretty sure youre right, i deffo read a similar story not to long ago and thought the same.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)

The opening bars of that GOTYE song sound like BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)

i heard that this morning, i thought it was twinkle twinkle little star

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)

hmmmm I will re-listen.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)

*psst*
It is the same tune
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)

FFS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Oh ffs it is! baaaaaaaa!!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Who?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)

He had some wool?
3 bags of it?
Master?
Dame?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)

No, GOTYE you buffoon

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Ha!
I "got ye" there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)

DYAAKY

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Gaye Bykers on Acid.
I am seriously looking into cycling to work and back every day, in order to keep fit and to save myself the £160 my cunting Oyster card costs me each month.

I own two bicycles but both are shit. Can any of you wankers recommend a road bike for about £250?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Are they not still OK to ride though?
How far is it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)

No.
One's a rusty old mountain bike my mate found in an empty flat and the other is too small.

It's a good hour's ride each way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Bin the fucking things then!
An hour's ride is proper hardcore!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I'll bet you'd love to
Sit on a Chopper before going to work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)

In other news:
ARGH!!

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4174632/Family-of-ten-are-worlds-biggest-albino-clan.html
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Christ, the kid in the second picture looks scary as fuck!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

They all look fucking terrifying!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Yeah, but the kid looks like he has holes in his face and laser eyes!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I thought they were flies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Oh dear it really is desperate if you need to join the ranks
of the lycra clad road nazis.

I've heard around brick lane there are plenty of young scallywags who will sell you a "2nd hand" bike.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)

It's not like it used to be.
They get arrested these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)

seriously?
Your skint, you do not need to spend £250 on a fucking 'road' bike. Get a second-hand hybrid for £100. bikeshd.co.uk/

OK, will shut up, I seem to be grumpy this morning, but you're still a twat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)

You are like literally well grumpy? What's got up in your grill?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

The road

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

illiterate fucktards, like you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

He's feeling a bit hot under the collarbone
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

he does seem a little fragile today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)

He has the weight of the Flidd on his shoulder

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I'm guessing
He's been taking opiates.
The opiates have worn off.
He can't quite understand why he is so tetchy.
He needs more opiates.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Thanks for the link.
Thanks for the advice.

No thanks for the rudeness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Dunno why he's giving bike advice in the first place,
when he's obviously in dire need of stabilisers, himself.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Emotional and physical ones, it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

just because you would prefer a new saddle/handlebars
to resting where someone else's sweaty nutsack, hairy arsecrack, and warty fingers have been does not mean you are wrong.

it means he is a pervert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Is that your chin?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)

you're a pervert too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

In other news
Pope found to be Catholic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

She says it like it is a bad thing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

it depends who the recipient is
as to whether it's a good thing, to be encouraged. or a Bad Thing, to be killed with fire.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Ah this is the old distinction between the same behaviour meaning different things depending on who it is:
Someone you find attractive = flirting
Someone you find unattractive = creepy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

EXACTLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

This puts me firmly in the "unattractive to swipe" category
Must be as I'm not gay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Her chin's seen more balls than the snooker ball cahmpionships

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

sadly none of them were as smooth and free-rolling
nor were the cues as long
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

but some were as chalky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)

*worries about your blue powdery nob*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

go on...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)

i'm done

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)

this looks about right
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Pearl_the_Unicorn_Bike.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)

hahahahahahahahaha!
*breaths*
hahahahahahahahaha!
*collapses*
hahahahahahahahaha!

The tail makes it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

That's almost as gay as Al's bike.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Not quite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)

What about this then?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-17274848

He looks proper noncy. I think he should be burnt at the stake.

Jesting aside that seems a bit off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Chinny neck-gone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Is it Quinten?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Someone from Kingston Upon Hull claiming not to have touched one of his family members?
Seems very suspicious to me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)