Hey you gu-uys.
Recipe ideas for a romantic dinner for two that doesn’t contain bread or pasta or cost very much, please. Chiss.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:39, 11 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Budget?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:39, Reply)

obviously

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

That's me!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

I meant do you have an upper fiscal limit you drug addled old fool.
Replies of "well, duh!" will be met with the scorn they so obviously deserve.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Tenner?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Hang on.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

slow roasted leeks in a stock served with rice and peas and berlotti beans.
salad to accompany.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Not a bad call at all.
Ta.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

you'll have leftovers too.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)

You have no idea what a greedy cunt I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

you have no idea how filling this stuff is.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

what ingredients have you foraged today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Half a bag of Wotsits and a dog poo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)

ratatouille
considering your financial situation you can make it with real rat
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Thus leaving me enough for 'two E's' lololololol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

This deserves at least a lol
lol
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)

risotto
Some decent stock
risotto rice
parmesan
roasted veg

win
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Not mad keen on risotto if I am truthful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I love the stuff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Me too. Not mad keen on risotto, though.
lolololololololol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

m&s
dinner for 2 and wine for £10

destroy all packaging

win
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Sir, I cannot tell a lie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)

ok then
fuck the food and spend the tenner on the wine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)

That was Monday's dinner. Three bottles of wine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Why no bread?
Bread is good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Doesn't really agree with her.
BIT LIKE ME!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)

LOL!!!!!!111!!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

You can still have some then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

soft boiled egg with crispy pancetta wrapped asparagus soldiers
followed by wild mushroom risotto (use dried mushrooms for the most intense taste)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Ape, a fucking excellent call there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I like cooking a lot
I sometimes wonder if I should have trained and made a career out of it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I love cooking
Very relaxing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

It's my favourite stress relief

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Apart from a Lord's Prayer, of course

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

That goes without saying

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Butternut squash, potato and chilli soup
Top, tail and halve the squash, before removing seeds, whilst also putting new potatoes on to boil
Pour over some oil, salt & pepper, add anything you think might work with it, I used garlic, cumin & a bay leaf.
Roast until soft, remove from skin and add to pan of already softened onions & peppers, followed by the potatoes.
Allow this to all cook together, add the chilli, blitz it up, then season to taste.

Done. Keeps very well too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Sounds good.
A small dollop of coconut milk might be good in that, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Aye, very much so
It'll also be a way of making it a little milder if you go OTT with the chilli
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Coriander would be nice to finish it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Entirely down to personal preference, but yes, I reckon so

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

What stock would you use?
Veg or chicken?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Chicken, but if you have a good veg stock, use that instead

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I have some cracking chicken stock I made at the weekend
I think I'll make some soup
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Sounds like a good idea!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

This is for lusty right?
Just get her a four pack of strongbow and she'll be happy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)

But that's her 'main present'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

buy her 8 then.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Good thinking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I'm not known for being charming and witty for nothing.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

for nothing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Salmon, onion, garlic, mushroom, tomato, green beans and appropriate herbs.
In one tray, oven. Salad and/or garlic bread. Wine.

Tongue, tit, sexy tiem.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Neither of us cares for salmon, sadly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Use another fish then, genius.
Sardines would be nice. Chunks of lemon in the tray too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

ALPEN
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

This made me laugh far more than it should have

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I'm not made of money you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)