go shove a thread up your cockhole and shit out something good.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:12, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

sound advice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

From what Swipe said it is more of a micro cockhole.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I heard it looked like a closed sea anemone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Alright Battered, can I have more details on your massive crimez plz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Were you up Pentonville or the scrubs?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Cell Block H

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)

You seem to be implying he's a bitch

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

and a lesbian.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

And then went on to appear in a string of Australian soap operas

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)

all his cool points have evaporated

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)

poor battered :'(
perhaps that's where his user name comes from.
his ringpeice was battered to fuck in jail.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:36, Reply)

he were currency on b wing
had a reputation for enjoying it and all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)

I wish I could tell you that battered fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Hi, I'm morethan Freeman

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Did you just quote an advert at me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Yes.
Did you just quote Shawshank redemption to me?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:45, Reply)

yes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Well, what you gonna do about it?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)

*drops soap*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)

*drops guts*
*escapes in the ensuing chaos*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Here's a photo at the time
Battered doing "porridge"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

lolzors

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

what are the current details?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I've gone for embezzlement / fraud

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)

IIRC, didn't he try to burn down his school?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)

he washed a man in Persil
just to watch him dry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)

You're not taking this very seriously, he's been banged up for unspecified crimes
He could be after some kids for all we know
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I propose a motion to introduce a Rory's Law, where all internet users have to declare any previous convictions.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)

I'm clean man, ent got no beef wif the fedz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:37, Reply)

it's not got quite the same media appeal as sarah's law, has it?
unless rory is really a big eyed blonde 6 year old girl.

not much would surprise me. but that would.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Perhaps a new thread will help us to find out...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

he put the lime in the coconut and encouraged her to drink them both up.
pretending to be a doctor is not cool.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)