I'm pretty sure none of them would touch any of you.
soz guys.

although the two that swapped sides might take on swipe, who knows?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hey badger, how's the arm?
has it been pinned/plated etc?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)

thursday, apparently

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Am I right in reading this as you turned two girls gay?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)

If you like.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)

As it's you, I'm choosing to believe that they did so mid-coitus but still let you have a go

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Turned would imply that he helped
I would suggest they volunteered after a few sweaty minutes of the Badger Love
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)

could be.
or it could be that no other man could possibly compare so they stopped looking.

or it could be what it actually is, which is they have both always been Bi, but there's no good story in that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)

there would have been
if you'd done them both at once.

i don't think you thought this through.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)

contrary to all porn theory
being bi doesn't automatically make you up for a threesome. who knew?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I know, right?
I was also remonstrated with by a bi female friend when I bemoaned the lack of hot lesbians after observing a Pride march through Norwich last summer. Apparently "the point of the march is not to provide you with hot lesbians".

Someone's missed the point completely there, haven't they.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)

What have they got to be proud about if they're not hot, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Exactly
If they're going to ignore God's commandment to procreate they ought to at least give us something to think about when we're donating to sperm banks. We're redressing the balance.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I would go with the middle option
And thats waht I would tell everyone...

However it would be a lie
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)

no he turned two gay guys straight

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Also;
A-Ha's privately-funded re-recorded verion of their most popular and enduring song, to be played as Swipey enters the bedroom
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)

we'd still need someone to hold the camera

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)

haha comedy timing from darf

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)

For. Fucks. Sake. Swipe.
You couldn't be any more desperate for attention if you tried.

You remind me of the girl i saw at my girlfriend's office at lunch, she had on 6" heels, low cut, short dress, shitloads of makeup, cheap perfume, absolutely no awareness that she's completely undermining the role of the professional woman in the work place
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)

That was a mirror, Quint.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)

i wish i had legs like that :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)

you turn up at your gf's office at lunchtime?
ffs you clingy needy desperate not to be alone for 5 mins neckless waste of space, let her enjoy a few hours without you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

hours roastings
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

we are in love, i'm not seeing her tonight so it was just a quick visit
do you know what its like to be in love you fat mess?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

or to translate:
waaaah wahhhhhhh i can't be by myself for even 5 mins, so i turned up to annoy her.

bet her colleagues are pissing themselves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I'M PUTTING YOU BACK ON IGBORE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

is that the sound of your chubby thighs rubbing together i hear?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)

it should be the crashing sound of silence as you ignore me, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)

shhh....

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

got it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)

got it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)

you sure?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)