I did four miles on the treadmill this morning
That's pretty brave. The foundations of our house aren't made of adamantium. As of yet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:41, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

making yourslef look pretty for someone new?
go on darth, what's his name?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I can't reveal this information in a public forum
as the object of my affections is a prominent public figure who stands to lose a great deal if his proclivity for homosexual coitus with sweaty internet shutins were to be revealed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

ah, Cleggy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

the pope?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

He'll never marry you, you know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

It's not that sort of relationship
He's really into roleplaying. He likes to pretend he's an African baby and I'm God giving it AIDS. With my penis.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I bet he likes to invade your poland.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Ooh that's a good one. I might try that tonight
"Ja, ja, das blitkrieg kommen!"

Close enough?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)

time for his stuka to divebomb your frontlines.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:17, Reply)

It works on a lot of levels actually
Cos Poland put up absolutely no resistance whatsoever. Much like my ringpiece.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Shut it, fatty.
Also, I received a call off Katee Sackhoff this morning, she asked me to tell you to stop running, as you're putting her right off her rhythm.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)

No you didn't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Oh shit, I posted this logged in under the wrong account
I've posted a proper one below, is that better?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

My brain hurts
I'm adopting a fingers-in-ears "NA NA NA CAN'T HEAR YOU" policy until further notice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Haha, fair enough
Morning fella, how are we?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

NA NA NA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

haha i just remembered i got a call from Paige Turner this mornign
actually 100% true, weird
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Providing I haven't fallen asleep I'll be on a 7k run tonight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)

No, you're still awake, your life really is this tedious.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

*sobs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

You bought yourself a treadmill?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Well, yes
but not recently, summer of 2010. I hate running in the cold. Or the dark. Or the winter.

How was Oz?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)

It was excellent

( Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)

And I see you've downgraded to a Half-Marathon?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)