I hope he has to pay to recieve texts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

this is serious fucking bullying
genius
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I think we should do a trial run later today at 3pm and see what (if any) response we all get.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

i don't have his number :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)

forever alone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I'll gaz you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Do it. Giving his number to Quinten is far worse than any mass text abuse we arrange.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)

god, imagine if he texts as much as he posts?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

if he really does have a gf, can you imagine what he must be like?
i bet it takes him about 137 texts just to tell her that he's going to annoy the fuck out of her by turning up at her office for the 137th day on the trot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:30, Reply)

well cos we used to work together we used to have lunch all the time
we don't text or call much tho, we just see each other every other day and that, realtionship innit?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:33, Reply)

"realtionship"?
not sure. fictitiousship, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)

you can think what you like, i'm tired of arguing with you on the same thing every day
its like you never realise when you're losing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)

darling, the only "loser" here is your gf
she must be one desperate 'ho-bag, now that we've seen your pic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I haven't seen the pic, I feel left out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)

he looks like that dude who plays monica's bf in "friends" for a few episodes
and wants to be ultimate fighting champion.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

sounding very bitter there swipe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)

how? you genuinely look like him
it's not as if i picked someone really horrific - the guy is in films and on tv ffs!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)

he looks quite short and fat, i'm neither
you do seem very angry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:46, Reply)

john favreau, I think his name is.
he's a director too. Wow, does Q look like him, gosh that's dreamy!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

well, in the one pic he's shown us, i think he does
in real life he could look much more like worzel gummidge or bradley cooper, nobody knows and nobody cares.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I care!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)

that's sweet
well, if you ask him nicely, i'm sure he'll show you ALL his pics
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)

i wouldn't do that if i were you
we use a text marketing company for some of our business, i could send him thousands of texts for no cost at all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)

z s
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)

it's 01234 567890

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

omg your so thick thats not a mobile numebr!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)

haha joke's on you
lots of guys have given me that number!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)

that
would not surprise me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)

770 5519 is the one you really don't want to be given.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)

why am i missing this?
pls to explain
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

it's badgers phone number

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

no it isn't
he gave me that YEARS ago.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:48, Reply)

he's such an internet sex pest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

i know
piston told me that badger gave him anal clap
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)

and that's why we need a cull

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)

that is fucking low.
take that back. I wouldn't touch piston with Monty's and Quints pushing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)

holy christ what an image
no way am i taking it back now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I hope you aren't moist.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)

write it down
put a mirror next to it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)

i am guessing it says PISS OFF?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)

giss off?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)

do you have a special mirror that doesn't reverse 9s ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)

vampire 9s innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)

*thunderous vampire nines*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Depending on which network he's on, it should cost him about 30p per text.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)

so 3 or 4 texts should finish him off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:30, Reply)

on a hair trigger, is he?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)