Christ, I go do some work...
What happened there then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:21, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I dunno, I hit F5 and suddenly there it was, gone.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Hairpot must've posted

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)

4EVA IN R HARTS.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I feel if he opened better lines of communication with his sister downstairs he wouldn't end up in the national newspapers quite so often

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)

He came to a bash a few days after that epic chapter.
That wasn't awkward in the slightest. "Who are you?" "I'm HairPot." "Oh, that bloke who erm, never mind"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)

This is something I know nothing of
and I thought I had all the batshit breakdowns covered.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I didn't see it
but he threatened to commit suicide on here, then Poppet saved his life from the other side of the world. Or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)

He just gazzed her, to say he was going to top himself
he didn't post a "I'm ending it all thread"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)

I did say 'or something'.
Wasn't there a thread in the aftermath, though?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Poppet did a sort of, help me get hold of him thread
and people 1: helped and 2: took the piss, a lot.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Oh, that one.
yeah, I did know about it. What do sisters have to do with it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Bert Monkeysex's ill-advised Tina Turner tribute single.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

10/10 and click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Oh, I say, Nasser
That was a decent enough delivery, but he's somehow got underneath it and smashed it back over the bowler's head for a beautifully clean six. Outstanding.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

i can't stop laughing
well done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I am unashamedly pleased with it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I asked him if he'd had a good week...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Oh, you card.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)

I didn't realise who he was until someone mentioned it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)

The poor bloke looked like a rabbit caught in headlights most of the night.
Hats off to him for turning up, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Dude, jokes on you lot, he only went to cheer himself up amongst the traincrash of offtopic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)

i don't think you should be making suicide jokes what with what happened to BGB

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)

BOO HOO, PICKING ON PEOPLE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

shut it druggie, you've ruined your own life, stay out of other peoples

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I got one of those spooky beyond the grave gazzez from her
It's Macbeth or some shit like that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)

no waY!
your losing it mate
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Funny, she was up visiting at the weekend.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)

you sick weekends at bernies cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)

I have never eaten at a Bernie Inn in my life, let alone spent a whole weekend in one.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I know a right slag called Bernadette if that'll help broaden your horizons

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

golf clap

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

People like Quinten think Berni Inns are 'well classy' and serve great steaks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

seriously, why have you not dropped this? why do you continue to try to bully me?
are you so unsatisfied with your life that this is the only happiness you get?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I've had a fanstastic idea.
Why don't you delete your account and kill yourself?

Actually don't listen to me, in your present unstable condition I don't want to plant the seeds of an idea like that. I couldn't live with myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

waht an awful thing for a bankrupt drug addicted failed father to say to someone with a decent life who he is jealous of

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Your 'decent life' consists of being a student, right?
Sorry, I remember now, you admitted that was a lie. I meant 'helicopter pilot'. Oh no, sorry, you admitted that was a lie too. I meant 'super hot-shot business man'. Sorry, I meant 'truth fairy'. Et cetera, ad nauseum.

It's all so hard to keep up with, you mentally ill Walter Mitty fantasist. Can't you just stick to the one pathetic lie? It would make things a lot easier.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

sorry but shut the fuck up you druggie prick
yes, i was messing about when i first came on here, the thing about QOTW is that its full of lies, you idiot. Apologies that went over your head.

All that stuff was in my first few weeks here, I've been honest as the day is long ever since, you bankrupt parentfail
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Oh Quinten. More lies!
Do you even know what the truth is, any more?

When you get home to Dawn do you have to check yourself at the front door to make sure you're being the 'right' personality?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)

my girlfriend is not called dawn
are you having drug-induced hallucinations? poor Monty Jnr having to put up with this
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

He also has to make sure he's wearing his awesome band t-shirt
farm4.staticflickr.com/3118/2594557973_bd89f7d3b0_b.jpg
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Everyone knows that Angus Steakhouses are where it's at.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)

There is something fascinating about those places.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Whilst I'm sure this place is even less classy, I really want to try this challenge.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

It does have something of the munchy box about it, no?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)

As I've said, I wouldn't know
Never had a munchy box in my life.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Needs more kebab meat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)

How is she?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Fine, we had a nice weekend.
Couple of good walks, out to see a punk band on Saturday night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Good good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Alive, I'll wager

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Too much crazy for one thread, it broke.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Internet mentals in "being a bit mental" shocker.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)

They can spew their crazy in their own threads.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)

You just wanted to see what would happen if 15-20 people at various locations around the country were suddenly simultaneously discombobulated, didn't you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I did it more "for the lolz"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I like to think that's basically what I said
but with marginally less verbal diarrhoea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)

15-20?
3 + lots of quentins
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Worst holiday package tour EVER

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)

What'd I miss??

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Quintin had a bert style meltdown
whilst arguing with monty, then Chompy delted the thread
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I see

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

no a more accurate description would be monty kept posting shit
so i said he was a druggie who shouldn't pick on people, in caps.

Repeatedly
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I kept zinging your arse off for being a peasant and you lost it.
FFS everyone read it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

It was quite exceptionally funny

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)

They can't.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Past tense.
'Read', not 'read'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Deliberate missinterpretation for comic effect.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

It sure worked.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)

He's very witty

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

shut the fuck up you failed druggie cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)

personally i think he is a very successful druggie cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Certainly, surely a failed druggie cunt would be Amy Winehouse?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I failed when i got scared on some strong cough medicine and tried to eat my own face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

The thought of this amuses me greatly.
The worst I've been on any medication was the first time I took co-codamol. I tried to counteract the drowsiness with energy drinks, and just wandered round in a haze for 8 hours.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)

in that he is a druggie and a cunt? yes
but as a human being, FAILURE x infinity
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Yes, I'm the cunt.
It's me. Definitely not you. I've been repeatedly called a cunt and told to fuck off on here. It happens all the time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

i bet it does, but yes you're definitely the cunt
you dish it out but can't take it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Surely that's a prick/cock/penis/schlong/purple headed yoghurt slinger then?
I mean, as your sister knows, cunts can take all sorts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Righto.
What I need to do is calmly and stoically absorb it, like you've done today, right? Just so I understand how it's best handled. Thanks awfully for your help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)

shut the fuck up you druggie prick
i can take it fine thank you very much, but as soon as anyone says anything bad about you being a total failure I'm the bad guy

you needed telling, you mong
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)

You *are* taking it fine.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You're definitely telling the truth here, once again. No lying going on here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)

i absolutely am, jsut because i keep pointing out taht as a bankrupt, drug addict who never sees his kid you are a failure
doesn't mean i'm upset, even if i use caps or swears
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Change the record Quentin
You're starting to sound like Rory
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

He wishes.
Rory has wit, barbed or otherwise. Old bullshit-boy here isn't fit to clean Rory's shoes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

fuck off druggie
go and bankrupt yourself and neglect your child, there's a good boy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

i'm trying to darth but he won't leave it well alone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Look mate I know you're smarter than you make out
Hammering the same point home isn't going to rile Monty, it's just making you look a bit daft. If he bothers you that much, that's what the ignore button is for; if not, let it go.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)

He put me on ignore last week.
Except he hadn't really. It was a lie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)

yes i did, and i should have kept you there
you're the biggest mong here, with your complete failure at life and lack of any acknowledgement of it, you're pathetic
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)

That's my career as a negotiator over then
Could you two relocate down below if you must persist?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)

i'll jack it in when she does

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)

I didn't because some chump deleted it
whilst I was on my lunchbreak :(
( Kroney, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

It was not entirely dissimilar to what is unfolding above.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Oh. Oh I see.

( Kroney, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

hmm
u o
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Lonchbreak?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)

no
it spells "cunt"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)