I'm going to a wedding where I'm going to get MEGA LASHED with the boys
HUZZAHH!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:13, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dominatrix-themed?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

An S & M themed wedding?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

gay bdsm weddings ftw!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Guys I think he means he'll drink alcohol

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Whoa dude.
I can hear the WAKI ALARM ringing here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Sensibly of course, i am a responsible adult after all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Who told you this?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

My carer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)

+e

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

No alcohol for me until wednesday,
Maybe not enough cash to even buy fags :'(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Try bumming fags then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Nah, I've got "emergency tobacco" which is shitty tobacco that tastes shit
and I've got loads of nicorrette gum stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I was simply calling you a gaybo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I was rising above it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Then lowering yourself back onto its tip

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I feel genuinely sick now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

He did , but it was difficult to draw on them with his sphincter muscles

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

those travleodge bills really add up when the house whale you take orders three puddings

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Phone bill from when I was in Malaysia was a bitch,
17p to recieve a text. £4.50 a mb of data :(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I was in Switzlerand and thought "won'tt it be fun to see how far I've snowboarded today"
So left a tracking app on all day...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

How much did that set you back?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Total phone bill was about a ton
so coulkd have been worse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Yeah, you could have loaded a spelling app

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I kept data off most the time,
but when lost in Kuala Lumpur at 10:30 turning on GPS shouldn't cost too much right???
Would have been cheaper to get a taxi.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Kuala Lumpur always reminds me of the Bee guy in The Simpsons

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I thought that yesterday.
Then I realised I had money in my other account. I'm not buying food until Monday but I will go through bare fags.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I thought I was skint.
Then I remembered I have several hundred pounds in my other account, so will not need to go without cigarettes. However I am trying to live off the food I currently have in the house until Monday, and will aim to not purchase any more in that time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Aha. Why didn't you say so before?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Man is stressed doing work and can't help gassin' right now.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Auschwitz lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I suspect that depite all your Yout-speak
You sound like Brian Sewell IRL
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

It's yoot bruv.
I can talk well posh if the situation requires it, but naturally I sound like a bog standard sarf Londoner (which is bare cool, for the record). Me and my mates just used street talk for a laugh and it's accidentally sunk into our every day vocabulary now, get me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Innit*

*I believe this means something to you youngsters.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

What is quite funny is my housemate from Burnley now saying stuff like "are you dizzy fam" in his Lancaster drawl.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

you're fucking not.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I am, watch this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Wow, it's like amazing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Hold on a minute

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

FFS, I'm cocked and locked here
I'm almost at Billy Mill
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Just hang on, I'll be there in a minute

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Too late
*wipes up*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

You're not the mod yet.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)

you now in all seriousness i think he'd make a decent, mostly impartial mod

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I really would

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

omg are you chompy?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

SURPRISE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Kipper tie?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Ow yiss.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

It's that "mostly" that lets him down really
I know you'd be glad to see all of Swipe's posts deleted, but it wouldn't really be fair.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

i don't think he'd do that
he'd set his grudge aside like a real man and make her his wife
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I wouldn't delete any posts from her that weren't the crazy rantings of a psycho

oh..
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)