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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like it when all the girls on the train are basicly naked and it's just me on the train with them, as the only male.
And the train is so packed that one of the girls has to suck me off so my boner goes down and there is more room.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:17, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
OMG! I didn't realise this happened to other people too!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Oh wow, we're like "Creepy perv on secutarys like Swipey"-FFs.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
NOT a secretary
my secretary is about a million times better organised than i am, for a start
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Actually, you know what, I'm reading a book and the secondary protagonist, so far, could very well be you.
I'm not very far, but one of the main characters is a high-flying-but-young female lawyer living on high street kensington, who loves vodka.
www.amazon.co.uk/Worlds-End-Book-One-Misrule/dp/1857989805
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)
haha!
fame at last
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
It's a step up from seeing your cards in a london phone box.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)
i worry about you sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
always
this post has something of a creepy japanese businessman about it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Sandbath lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I really don't know how he hasn't got on some kind of register

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
It's one thing being creepy, it's another to be a convicted sex offender

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
A fine line that keeps chompy out on the streets day after day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
We all get a bit muddled between harmless flirtation with the girl at Starbucks, and breaking into her flat to leave her a box of chocolates and some creepy card to go with it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)
DON'T EAT THE MINT CREAM FOR GOD'S SAKE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
He is on a register for people who shit in bags

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
because he's a nice bloke, and he's taking the piss
you fuckwit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Really?
You don't say.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I dunno, never met him, he might be an internet perv for all I know

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I JSUT DID
I HATE YOU
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
BANNED

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

ANN +UMM
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)
*puts hand up*
Yes Miss !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
just one of the girls?
what happened to your ambition?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
he saw a dog on QVC and spent the afternoon on the sofa with a bucket of chicken and a semi on

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
+ll

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)
yuck, but lol-ish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
'cus then they'll be like 10 or 15 girls wanting to get all up my buisness chatting yackity-yack-yack about me being the best they've ever... ok, not using that expresion EVER.
The good thing about it being on the tube is that its underground so that they can't call me to make sure it's my real number.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Don't talk back Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)
to be fair
he's not the one with his mouth full
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Neither has the girl to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Hahaha
mean
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I'm just joshing
How's your broken heart?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Made a collosal mistake regarding that yesterday.
Heh. So I'm doing great guns, thanks for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Haha, sick burn.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Fuck me, is it 60's day? First The McCoys, now The Coasters.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)
It's witless spastic day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Oh. Same ol' same ol' then.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)
yeah, but I'm in charge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

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