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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i'm off to the pub shortlydinner - i'm going round to a mate's. i'm having spicy feta and toasted pittas. they are having some meat shit.
meh, i'm sure i've got worse shag flashbacks than your alt alt. the one who LEFT HIS GLASSES ON during, for example. shudder.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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hang onthere's a few of my chips you didn't piss on over here, i'll just turn the plate round...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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i don't "chomp" when i eat my fetai have some semblance of manners, you know. i keep my mouth closed and everything.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:58,
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goodactually if you were serious about working anywhere near kensington, you should totally go to this greek place one night, the food fucking ROCKS (my friend is treating us to takeaways, because apparently cooking is "too much effort"). i sent berk there and she loved it too.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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Have another little pitta ma heart now baby(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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as greek as it getsit's about 3 mins' walk from earls court tube (the earls court road side), fucking brilliant it is.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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it's called "as greek as it gets" ?Does that mean the door to the blokes leads you to a hillside where you must bugger teenage boys?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:10,
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we asked him about that once, well not quite that specificallyhis response? "darling, we invented it. but not me. i am real man."
we laughed a lot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:13,
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yeah, but in Greece, real men fuck goatsSo I'm not sure he's helping himself there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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*stops eating goat's cheese*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:19,
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what, like you hadn't noticed the taste before?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:24,
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Oh, man.Imaginary reptiles whose fossils exist purely to test us, doing each other up the bot-bot. If we're really lucky, Rick Santorum's head has just exploded.
Or he's wanked himself into a coma, which is more likely.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:23,
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In a toe-curlingly bad mistake, she left her tights on.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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He thought it was her hymen, not the crotch of her tights. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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Just cut a hole in them with the office scissors,whilst she's over the copier.
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mehI can't be bothered to thrust
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:17,
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nobut he refused the offer of a shower in the morning. which i thought was singularly gross after the preceding activities.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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while I can see the issueI think, on balance, that leaving glasses on probably isn't worse than dipping his tezzers in your granny's gob whilst shitting on the coffee table.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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or you know, not being able to see and putting things in the wrong place(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)
It'd be a hell of an excuse, certainly."aarrrggh .. why were you fucking my sister?"
" well, you made me take my glasses off so I couldn't see.."
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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or even..."arrrrrgh.. why were you fucking your own sister?"
BERTLOLS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:12,
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Worst of the olive oil based spreads.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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I can't believe its not my sister(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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oh, I say.*cricket applause*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:17,
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I DEMAND you drink every lunchtime from now on.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:31,
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I can't believe it's frowned upon in all cultures(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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Oh, jolly good show.Here, have a glass of paedo grigio.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:48,
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I heard he tried to use the excuse that he was exercising naked when he turned aroundand tripped and fell and his sister was stretching her adductor longus at the time whilst also naked and it was all just a terrible misunderstanding.
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like the vicar with the potato up his arse in A&E the other week?"i was hanging curtains naked in my kitchen and i slipped and landed on it and it got itself all lubed up and wedged itself right up my barking spider"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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Nonsense, he just chipped and fell on it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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That is the hat-trickI'm off ladies and gentleman!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:22,
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well, obviously.since I don't wear glasses.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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which is just one reason why i am sure you are a billion times better in bed than this chuffmonster would ever have been!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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