Quentin needs to brush his teeth more.
What's your oral hygiene routine?

Alt: is global warming real or is it bollocks?

Alt alt: what paper do you read?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:58, 110 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Floss, clean with an electric toothbrush, mouthwash.

Alt Alt: Guardian & Observer.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

A swill of bourbon.
Alt: it's real, but man's contribution to it is not that clear, as I understand it.

Alt alt: King Size silver lolololololol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Do you tear or go au natural?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I tear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Me too.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Rolling baccy or fags?
I used to be strictly fags but since I discovered American Spirit I am on that shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Cutters choice.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Too strong a flavour for me, and too soggy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Only one I really like. What do you use?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

see above: American Spirit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Smoked that in Chicago, bit dry for me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

ALWAYS WITH THE DRUGS !
/ac
Have you guys tried doing meditation instead of potentially murdering yourself with iligiel drugs?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Perhaps you ought to try it
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21910367
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)

woh' !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)

get to the doctors for your prescription bong hit today

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Tobacco gonz. Your obsession with food is just as dangerous

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)

The Earth has always experienced climate change, you fucking idiot

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Did I offer my thoughts? No, so pipe down you unwelcome fucktard

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I haven't believed in global warming since Glastonbury 2007
Rained fucking constantly for like 5 days. In fucking June. Global warming? Global shitting more like.

Climate change is real though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

yeah but that's God's punishment for the cunts that go to Glastonbury these days
soz, mate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Haven't been since, mainly because there were, in fact, way too many cunts there
Your observation in this respect measures a high 9 on the Boycottometer. Needs MOAR rhubarb.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

and wifebeating.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

cunts, KP's gone.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Clean, Floss, Mouthwash twice daily
Yes its real but I don't care about reducing emissions to prevent global warming. I think we should be reducing emissions because its fucking filthy and we are breathing this shit.

I don't read newspapers because they don't report news they report their opinion on the news.
( Peej, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

as opposed to what other source of news?
it's all opinion.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Well
I would say there is a big difference in reporting the facts and events that took place and what the newspapers do which is tell you what to think about the facts and events that took place.

I watch the news on TV because they generally don't say this is the news so don't vote this way or that way. Or this is the news and we think this person should go to prison and have his nuts cut off.
( Peej, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Floss, scrub teeth & tongue & mouthwash
Job's a good 'un.

Alt: If you mean "climate change" then it's proved almost beyond doubt. Your climate mileage may vary.

Alt alt: The Times usually...but I pick up the Evenee Stannit in the evenings to help while away the time spent on the train. Can't say I think much of it really.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

It should be called the Evening Mail.
Or 'The Olympics Countdown Rag'. It's shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

This, sadly
And on a similar subject, I read an article on the Telegraph website this morning suggesting that we've got John Major wrong and aside from the sleaze, ineptitude and shagging of Edwina Currie him and his cohorts were actually brilliant. I felt like signing up to the website specially to say "Cunts". But I didn't.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I think he was both less bad at his job and less nice than his reputation would have had you believe.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

You're probably right...
...he also has the distinction of being our most recent working class PM.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I brush them with a toothbrush.
ALt: I think it's undeniable that it's real. There is some debate about whether it is man-made but I believe the evidence is overwleminlgly that it is. Even if we aren't sure we should act as if it is because the penalty for being wrong is far greater if we do nothing.

AltAlt: none of them, they are all biassed bollocks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

It's not overwhelmingly proven according to my father
who is a science bod.

We didn't cause the mini Ice Age in the middle ages and that was way more dramatic that this shit. The Thames froze solid every winter for decades.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Wasn't that caused by a massive volcanic explosion that dumped shit-loads of ash into the atomsphere and blocked a significant amount of sunlight
and shit?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Ah divvent knaa, like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

You can't prove it, that's kind of the beauty of science.
having said that, my Dad's a fairly epically respected organic chemist and he doesn't believe in it either. The fucker. And he keeps making me buy him climate change denying books for presents. Bet that looks good on Government watch lists.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

If we do ever reach other planets in the Goldilocks zone
We'll have to use them as controls in experiments to find out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I never said it was proven, just that the evidence pointed that way
I'll retract overwelmingly, but will was the majority of evidence points that way. My basic view is that reducing the shit we put into the atmosphere is good regardless.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I think the argument should get away from climate change
and go to being less wasteful and less reliant on forrin oil. Everyone agrees with that, except the forrins.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Well, yes.
Also, "don't shit where you eat" seems to me quite enough reason not to but stuff into the air that we breath and the water we drink. It all seems pragmatic rather than idealistic to me and I'm not sure why ther would be such resistance.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Chompy is right...partly
...that a large part of the issue is our dependence on oil, which is running out faster than we realise. If a politician admits "we're running out of oil" then the market goes crazy, idiots panic buy and traders make a fortune. The oil industry has a significant lobby clout too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Are you suggesting that we should go out and panic buy oil?
I think you are.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Fuck that shit....
...I'm sitting on a fucking pasty mountain here.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)

I thought chickenlady had lost weight
And I think she'd prefer to be called "pale".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Cheeky bugger!
In actual fact, I've put on weight of late....too much work to get to the gym or to go rock climbing :(
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)

yeah man, im with you.
I'm not 100% convinced its man made after reading that Michael chriton book... That the environentalists lobbyers are paid millions as well as the oil ones so they have just as much to personally gain.

But put it that we shouldn't be so wastefull and you're spot on, everyone agrees
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

It's not really that much of debate, is it?
A insignificant minority deny what the vast majority of experts believe, yet both sides are given equal weight in the media.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

not so.
Only a few crackpots believe it's caused solely by man - and the debate over the extent of man's influence on it is a real one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Over the extent of, perhaps, but my understanding is that we are having an influence.
It is kind of hard to prove perfectly as it cannot be recreated under laboratory conditions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I'm quite happy to accept the argument for climate change...
...but I don't understand why a bunch of cunts have decided that the best way to deal with it is to try and make money out of it.

It's like trying to prevent incest by whoring out your own sister.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

..because the human solution is to try and make money out of fucking everything?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

That's partly true...
...I also think it's dangerous. The well off can continue to pollute unabated while the proles have to struggle with higher energy and transportation costs? Why must we have artificially created markets to solve every single social problem today?

I blame fatcha innit.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I don't think they are.
It's one of the few scientific debates out there where to be on the "wrong" side (ie anti-man made warming) brings you in for instant ridicule from the scientific community and the general public, regardless of how valid your point may be.

I happen to think man contributes strongly to global warming, but it's become science by public and political opinion rather than actually by science, and that's a terribly bad thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

cf Genetic modification.
Stupid knee-jerk newpaper cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

it's just as much politicians faults
but, yeah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I bought an absolutly georgous shirt off ebay that just arrived in the post, I love it so much, except it's 2 sizes too big.
It's a vintage hawianne one, I'm not sure if its old or not, the materials feel nice and light and slightly silky and breaths well.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)

If it's not old it's probably not vintage, sir.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Hawaiian Shirts FTW.
I can't wait for summer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Morning, Magnum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I much prefer a 99 at this time of day

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Calippo lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Monty, have you listened to those mixes yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Morning Rochester.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Oh lol
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1980s-Unisex-Shellsuit-Cherub-Bling-Gold-Tracksuit-Jacket-Top-M-/150791947506?pt=UK_Men_s_Coats_Jackets&hash=item231be684f2#ht_1310wt_1183

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1980s-Unisex-Shellsuit-Clock-Bling-Gold-Tracksuit-Jacket-Top-M-Marked-/180856818179?pt=UK_Men_s_Coats_Jackets&hash=item2a1be80a03#ht_1310wt_1183

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vtg-1980s-Crazy-Print-Royal-Silk-Indie-Shellsuit-Track-Bomber-Jacket-Medium-/170818842148?pt=UK_Men_s_Coats_Jackets&hash=item27c598ae24#ht_1310wt_1183
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I brush my teeth
Alt: Real, there is a lot of bollocks talked around it though, mainly from politicians not scientists.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

The comments for this are like a parenting top trumps
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2125059/Spoilt-little-Buddhas-Doting-middle-class-parents-turn-children-just-behave.html
WE DONT EVEN OWN A TV
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Also DM whipping the skin off this dead horse
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2125464/Samantha-Brick-exclusive-pictures-The-Im-beautiful-woman-sparked-internet-sensation.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I also like the comments from the angry Buddhists.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)

WHY DOES EVERYBODY BULLY ME?????

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Because you're actually Liz Jones irl
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2125187/Help-Im-turning-Kate-Middleton-LIZ-JONES-falls-victim-Duchess-Cambridge-effect.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)

OMG i can't believe you found out
also, i am turning into kate middleton
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I'd love to repeatedly kick you in the cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I'd let you, and then I would tear your heart out with my mandible claws
and eat it raw and dripping on my floral print maxi dress
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:01, Reply)

haha, christ.
Those daily males know how to troll good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Twice a day with Sensodyne
Alt: Better to call it global climate change. This allows for all weather events caused by man fucking up the planet.

Alt alt: The telegraph. Mostly for the tits and obits.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Brush, then mouthwash
Alt: I don't think we can outright dismiss it, but I don't know enough about the issue to comment one way or the other.

Alt Alt: Whatever is there, I don't tend to buy them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Brush and mouthwash.
Alt, it seems to be a bone of contention between the Guardian readers and the right-wing libertarians, so I'll pitch my vote in with the Alex Jones crowd.
Alt alt, at odds with the previous sentence, Guardian on Monday for the media stuff, Independent most days cos it's free at the gym and locla Evening News rag, to find out what's happening here. Tend to get news online though, Oh the Metro if there's one lying round, for the pretty pictures. Bit like "Today", for Mail readers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)

clean teeth first thing in the morning, after anything sweet, and before bed
floss daily. and just finishing whitening treatment.

alt: real. but not sure if the cause is as well known as the papers seem to think.

alt alt: the guardian or the metro.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:13, Reply)

There are so many more guardian readers on her than I would have expected.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)

i like to read things with which i don't always agree
it's good for the brain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)

The Guardian is a nasty little rag.
So far up itself, it's inside out.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Once a week, whether they need it or not.
Alt: It's real. It's probably our fault. Even if it isn't, chucking thousands of tons of gasses per year known to create warming effects into a delicate global system we know next to fuck all about isn't the cleverest of plans. A halfwit should be able to see the logic in that.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Yes, I can.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I am a halfwit and I agree with Kroney.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Brush and floss twice daily
And chew sugar free gum after lunch.

Double Alt. Metro.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)

+ a daily boneo

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)

The woman doing the sport news
Is like a cross between Jane Seymour and Fiona Bruce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)

its cos i used to smoke :((( not illegal stuff mind, just the cancer stuff
I brush twice a day, use mouthwash and have had my teeth done since that photo, so i'm not comopletely minging anymore, oh and i floss every once in a while

Alt Global warming is real, it's happening faster than ever before (we can tell by Ice data records), but I think we've pretty much fucked it now, nothing we can do to fix it so we might as well just buy flippers and sunscreen

alt alt i read the metro, malc brings that in from the train, other than that I get most of my news from bbc.co.uk
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)

So you're confirming that photo is a picture of you, despite previously denying it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)

it's definitely not me mate, no idea what you're talking about

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Do not address me as 'mate'. Thank you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)

soz mate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)

alright mate?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Good mate. You mate?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:46, Reply)

not bad mate.
Got the au pair yet mate?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)

On hold at the moment, got other things to pay for (such as refitting one of the bathrooms) mate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

bad news mate.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Spending too much mate. New car, ipad, decorating materials & new carpets all this month. All cash too - not going to get in to debt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:59, Reply)

and stacks for your shoes.
Mate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Recommended by you mate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Come on mate

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)

How're you mate?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Note: this was a specific direction to Quinten. Those who work 'below stairs' should not be overly familiar.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)

*insert homosexual joke here*

Heh "insert"
( Kroney, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

lol gays are funny lol
They do sexes in their bums.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Oh wow, did you mean for that to come out as unnessersarly aggressive?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)

better than passive aggressive innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Brush and mouthwash twice daily, I have no fillings or crowns etc
Alt: I blame Quitin hammering up and down the UKs motorways in his outdated Ford Probe.

Alt: telegraph and guardian, Times on Sunday, BBC as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)

LOL
www.vice.com/en_uk/read/Daily-Mail-Samantha-Brick-idiot-there-are-downsides-to-looking-this-pretty-why-women-hate-me-for-being-beautiful
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:56, Reply)