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I finally needed the 3.5" floppys I have been hanging onto for the last ten years this morning. What have you been holding onto just in case?
Alt: How old is your computer?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:44,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I don't even have a computer
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:51,
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I don't even have hands!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:25,
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I can't find the picture at the moment
but the computer room in the science building at my college still has a sign about what a floppy disk is and how to keep it safe.
alt: one year and 4 months, it was a christmas present year before last
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:52,
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Your mum.
Laptop = 1 year old
iPad = 5 weeks old.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:12,
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typical OT, boasting online about a tiny penis.
fucking hell, get a grip.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:16,
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Most people on B3ta spend too much time gripping their small penises as it is.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:22,
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As our resident Oompa Loompa I take it everything is depressingly very much in proportion for you Battered
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:24,
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I have never had any complaints, nor has anyone ever pointed and laughed.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:32,
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is battered a dwarf?
sorry, little person?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:33,
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No. Plumdozer is.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:34,
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4ft 9 1/2 inches
Everyone's always after his lucky charms
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:34,
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5'9" you cheeky cunt!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:35,
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LOL!!!
you fucking short-arse
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:36,
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Above average. Just.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:36,
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how tall are you when you're not wearing the wife's heels?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:37,
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you fucking LIAR!
I bet you're only 5ft 2 and you wear cuban heels. You also get dead angry and you like to rant and your combover flaps about as you gesticulate wildly.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:40,
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Stunned is the owner of the OT comb over, but it's more of a comb forward in an attempt to disguise his cowlick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:42,
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you picked that bit to come back on?
wow, short-arse with cuban heels. Battered is Kim-Jong il
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:45,
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Ha ha.
* launches failed rocket *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:52,
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ronrey oh so ronrey :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:54,
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aww cool! he can be a novelty butler at the next b4sh.
like in that james bond film or some shit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:35,
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bootleg cassettes even though I no longer have access to a tape player
alt: about 4/5 years old. The battery hasn't worked in about a year so it doesn't really function as a laptop anymore and it's slowed down a lot recently. That said I'll probably put up with it until the thing has properly shat itself.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:16,
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I still have cassette players
its my iPoor
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:37,
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I'm bored and nervous
now entertain me or tell me something about narrative theory
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:49,
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*unstraps the beast*
*windmills*
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:50,
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:57,
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in my imagination there is but a released badger
and you waving your arms about
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:58,
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well it's not, it's my penis and I'm waving it round and round.
if you like you can imagine the tip just brushed your cheek, left a bit of a snail trail too.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:00,
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I'll be in my bunk
ref:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrFaTjcNzZM
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:01,
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you just linked me to firefly.
FOR SHAME.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:03,
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that's because firefly is da bomb
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:08,
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Firefly is the zenith of space set television
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:13,
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My girlfriend had to report a flasher to the police for this
In her words "he wern't wanking or owt, he was just giving it an airing"
I love the fact this is on a police report somewhere
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:05,
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haha
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:09,
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Its things like this that make me nostalgic for living in Hull
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:10,
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I've still not started reading the bit of the book
which will make me less nervous about knowing nothing. I think my brain has buried itself in the sand
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:29,
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I got a bit of a question.
There is a big name brand who everyone here has heard of who really wants me, but the job doesn't really involve a team of the right people for the right job; I'd be doing all the work on my own. There is also the fact that its branches are all franchises and a lot of them have their own websites, which I would have no control over. Their corporate site and online identity, can really be shaped and moulded however I want, but I think that they need a team. Basiclly, they need a kick-ass agency and they've been screwed over. I think however good a job I do, with whatever budgets I have, I'll never be able to expand on my skills. Plus, because of all the franchie's individual sites, that side of things could seriously hurt my reputation... like if I say "Hay, I did this company's website" and they land on one of the 50 or soo franchie's websites, and of them being really bad, they'd put that down to me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:59,
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Could you not use the specific url?
And use the example of the other sites as how you understand the business world?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:00,
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Yeah', I didn't really think along the lines of this until a recruiter today said that it can make or break me, with higher chances of breaking.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:06,
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there is no question here
but I suspect you are talking yourself out of it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:00,
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Sorry, "Should I go for it?".
Wage, which isn't a prime motivator to me, is still a good 50% more then what I was getting last week. Travel is a bit of a bitch though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:05,
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I think you're right.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:05,
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I concur
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:05,
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ok, what's the question gonz?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:01,
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See above =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:07,
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take the money and start your own online brisket delivery business.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:37,
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LEAVE GONZ ALONE BATTERED
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:10,
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Alt: A couple years old, it's not even mine.
It's my mate's mum's, mine broke about a week before I had a load of assignments due in so she lent it to me. Remind me to wipe the internet history before I give it back.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:15,
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So you don't browse in secure mode?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:15,
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in secure mode with the curtains drawn
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:17,
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close enough
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:19,
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I used to hoard computery bits but I am now cured
Apart from my home PC which is 9 years old!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:25,
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9!
I thought I was onto a winner with 7 years
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:27,
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I have 2 RAM slots and a massive 768mb memory
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:46,
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you are one lucky welshman
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:54,
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No offence to you two, I'm only asking 'cus I'm querying.
You both use a computer heavily every day, wouldn't it be like a taxi driver using an 80s scoda? Surly all this time you spend waiting for things to load would mean a new computer (£250 or maybe even less) would be a good investment?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:21,
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I use my work laptop at home and we also have another laptop to use
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:31,
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I have a zoostorm laptop
no, I've never heard of them either
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:28,
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Does it have an oak case?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:46,
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sadly not
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:50,
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Get on eBay
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:31,
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Mrs Dupinblue
She might come in handy one day.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:32,
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married an organ match eh? Clever thinking
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:33,
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they're so genetically compatible because they come from Coventry
Pity about their kids Unabrow and Goofy though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:41,
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hope
/emo
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:16,
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